Pathan

Santa: Yaar Banta, I want to marry Chameli.
Banta: Yaar, she is like the local village taxi.
Santa: Yaar, chota sa toh village hain, kitni chali hogi. Hahahaha

A patient in a medical ICU wearing an oxygen mask talks to the nurse Nuursh ave mai testicles turned black. Blushing the nurse picks up the sheet looks under and says No your testicles have not turned black What the patient was actually asking thru the oxygen mask was Nurse have my test reports come back . Hahahahahahaha

Kabhi apni mehbooba ko Chaand mat kehna.
Kyonki aaj kal Chaand per bhi loj CHAD (Climb) rahe hain. Hahaha...

there was a husband he tod his wife that,did u know a girl was watching me in party and similing so his wife told him that this is not new 4 me because when i saw u first time i was also laughing on u hahahahah

malik(noker) sa, mai na tuma kha tha ka yah chawel(rice) chuza ko khila dena tum na bili(cat) ko kio khila raha hoo?
noker, janab chuza bili ka peat(stomach) mai hai hahahahah

wife (husband sa) merd bhout ba perva hota hai koi raz ki baat bataoo tou ek kaan (ear)sa dhosra kaan sa nikhal deta hai,
(husband)haan!ya tou sahi hai, lakin oorta raz ka baat dhono kaano sa sun ker mou(mouth) sa nikhal deti haihahahahhahah!!!****

jise dil diya woh delhi chali gayi
jise pyaar kiya woh italy chali gayi
dil ne kaha khud khushi karloo jaalim
jab bijli ko haath lagaya to bijli chali gayi
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aik din aik zaeef miyan biwi khana kha rahey hotey hein jab miyan khana kha chuka hota hey to phir biwi khati hey wahan aik admi khara hota hey wo kehta hey aap donoon sath khana kiyon nahi kha rahey to wo kehtey hein kay hamaray paas dant ka sirf aik hi set hey .......... hahhahahah

10 tenu daina wan tu 20 keri ja riya aain,
10 tenu daina wan tu 20 keri ja riya aain,
ullu dey pathay tu ki parhi ja riya aain????
hahahahahahahahahaha

tum pagal tih,,,,,
tum pagal hoo.........
aur tum pagal rahogii......
tumahare pagal.........
hahahahaha