What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Indian batsmen?
The walk back to the pavilion.

What is the height of optimism?
A: Sehwag coming out to bat applying sunscreen on his face.

What is the Indian version of a hat-trick?
A: 3 runs in 3 balls.

Q: Where do Indian batsmen perform their best?
A: In advertisements.

A good friend comes 2 visit u in the hospital with flowers n goes.
A True friend sits near u n says: O yaar, nurse bahut sunder hai... aaram se theek hona!

ICC has decided to shorten

The duration of next world cup.

It will consist of opening ceremony,

Photo-session and presenting world cup

to AUSTRALIA ...

Roses r red sky r blue
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Roses r red sky r blue
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Kitna b press karo,

Phir b Roses r red sky r blue...

Hurry up.

Fill in the blanks

with ""Haan"" or""Nahi"":

1:____main insaan nahi hoon.

2:____main hi chor hoon.

3:___mera koi ilaaj nahi.

4:____main hi idiot hoon.

Pathan riding a cycle, hits a Girl.
Girl: Ghanti nahin mari jaati kya?
Pathan: ARe Zana na ?!! Poori cycle maar diya Humne,
aab ghanti alag se maaru kya ?