no visits...
no calls...
no sms's...
no letters...
no missed calls...
I'm worried...
R u in jail again?

Teacher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I m. Tcher: How is it possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after I was born.

Laloo bada chalak hai
Nau baccho ka bap hai
Laloo bada nirala he
dasva ane wala he
ye andar ki baat hai
isme Vajpayee ka hath hai

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever

Halchal so machal geya thi Dil mai,
Par tum dekhti hi ho tirchi nazar sa yah sunkar,
Attack aageya hai Dil mai

Akash ke taron main khoya hai jahan sara, lugta hai pyara ik ik tara,in taron main sub se pyara hai ik sitara, jo is waqt per raha hai sms hamara.

Zindagi ki rah main hum dono sath chalain gay.... thora tum chalna, thora main chlun ga,......phir agay chal ker rikshaw kerwa lain gay.

Aap kya jano hum kitna yaad kerte hain, Mano ya na mano her pal feryaad kerte hain, Roz hat likhtain hain cartoon network ko, aur aap ko play kerne ki mang kerte hain.

woh aj bhi hamey dekh ker muskratey hai
woh aj bhi hamey dekh ker muskratey hai
woh tu un key bachey hi kameney hai
jo mujhey mamo mamo bulatey hai