Sms / Double Meaning

Ijunoon

Balatkaar

Ladki apni marzi se de tou Pyar,
Dost dilaen tou Uphaar,
Ghar wale dilaen tou Sanskaar
Aur hum apne aap le lein tou Balatkaar

· 1 Like · Nov 19, 2007 at 06:11
Category: double-meaning
 
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Ijunoon

Mombati

Ladies hostel warden calls electricity office and complains:
Aaj tou aadmi bhej do, ladkiyan 3 din se mombatti se
kaam chala rahi hain...

· 1 Like · Nov 19, 2007 at 06:11
Category: double-meaning
 
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Ijunoon

Munh Mein Kaise Daloongi?

Girl: Arey itna bada! Munh mein kaise daloongi?
Boy: Jaldi munh kholo!
Girl: Oops, sare kapdey giley ho gaye.
Boy: Aur logi?
Girl: Na baba, yeh golgappe tum hi khao

· 2 Like · Nov 19, 2007 at 06:11
Category: double-meaning
 
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Ijunoon

Saat Mein Tera Deta Hai Tou Oopar Aaja.

A lady from second floor asking a banana wala: Kaise diye?
Banana wala: Memsaab Aath mein Bara.
Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai tou oopar aaja.

· 1 Like · Nov 19, 2007 at 05:11
Category: double-meaning
 
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Ijunoon

Its Short Thing, Gets Longer When U Hold It,

Its short thing, gets longer when u hold it,
and pass between women breasts, and enters into a hole.
What is it?
Car Seat Belt, you dirty mind.

· 1 Like · Nov 19, 2007 at 05:11
Category: double-meaning
 
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Unknown

Night Rates R Costlier Then Day

In chemistry class teacher asked a girl: What r nitrates?
Ladki ne sharma ke kaha: Night rates r costlier then day.

· 1 Like · Nov 19, 2007 at 05:11
Category: double-meaning
 
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Ijunoon

Bloody Mosquito !!!!

He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me, he bit,
sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left, i was hurt,
.
.
.
BLOODY MOSQUITO !!!!

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: double-meaning
 
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Ijunoon

Boy And Girl Of Class

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: can kids of our age have kids?

Teacher replied NO Never!

boy said to girl :see i told you to not to worry‌.

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: double-meaning Tags: Girl
 
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Ijunoon

Catch Her By Her Waist

Catch her by her waist
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
and have a nice drink PEPSI

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: double-meaning
 
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Ijunoon

Indian Fauji

Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain
Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai

Beti: Maa fauji Indian hain
Maa: tou bakri ko bhi andar le aa.

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: double-meaning Tags: India
 
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Ijunoon

A Quote On A Girl's T Shirt

A quote on a girl's t-shirt ....

'there's a face above this...Do not forget

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: double-meaning
 
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Ijunoon

Time Waste!!

Plz don't read this

Nahi tou
ho jayega
Kya?
Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hain
?
?
?
wahi jo is umar mein aksar ho jata hai
?
?
?
dekha ho gaya na
?
?
TIME WASTE!!

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: double-meaning
 
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Jo Marzi Wo Karo

EK LARKI UMBRELA REPAIR KARWANE GAI DUKANDAR BOLA UPAR KA KAPDA UTARNA PADEGA NICHE DANDA DALNA PADEGA.
LADKI: JO MARZI WO KARO PAR PANI ANDAR NAHI ANA CHAHIYE.

· 1 Like · Jan 19, 2008 at 01:01
Category: double-meaning
 
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2 Women Talks

2 WOMEN TALKs
1: Roz subah, mera dudhwala bahut dabata hai-BELL
2 : mera tou paperwala achcha hai, bilkul nahi dabata,
niche se hi daal deta hai-Paper...

· 1 Like · Nov 29, 2007 at 06:11
Category: double-meaning Tags: Women
 
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Ijunoon

Pehle Gale Se Lagao, Phir Kiss Karo

Pehle gale se lagao, Phir kiss karo...
Phir bed pe litao, Phir uski legs uthao..
Agar bache ne susu kar dia, tou pamper badlo...

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: double-meaning
 
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Ahmed Khan

Open Ur Legs And Get On Top Of Me..well

Open ur legs n get on top of me..well,
do ur thng nice n slow..,open it wide so
dat u can do ur thng quik,
There u go!!u have jst dropped a bomb on me [Toilet]

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: double-meaning
 
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Ijunoon

He Took Me From A Bar

He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: double-meaning
 
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Abdul Rehman Rehman

Mangta Hoon To Deti Nahi

Mangta hoon to deti nahi
jawab meri baat ka
deti ho to khara ho jata hai
rom rom jazbaat ka
kyun kehte ho bar bar daloo
baloo mein phool ghulab ka

· 2 Like · Apr 19, 2007 at 04:04
Category: double-meaning
 
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Unknown

Not For Childerns

AIK DFA AIK SAHILI NA APNI DOSRI SAHALI SE KAH KE BTA TU SAYEE YEH LARKE APAS MAIN KYA BATAIN KERTE HAN
US NE KHA JO HUM LOG KERTI HAN
IS PER WOH HAS KER BOLI ""KETNE BASHREM HOTE HAN""

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: double-meaning
 
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