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Ijunoon
Indian Fauji
Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain
Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai
Beti: Maa fauji Indian hain
Maa: tou bakri ko bhi andar le aa.
Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai
Beti: Maa fauji Indian hain
Maa: tou bakri ko bhi andar le aa.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: double-meaning
Tags: India
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Ijunoon
A Quote On A Girl's T Shirt
A quote on a girl's t-shirt ....
'there's a face above this...Do not forget
'there's a face above this...Do not forget
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: double-meaning
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Ijunoon
Time Waste!!
Plz don't read this
Nahi tou
ho jayega
Kya?
Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hain
?
?
?
wahi jo is umar mein aksar ho jata hai
?
?
?
dekha ho gaya na
?
?
TIME WASTE!!
Nahi tou
ho jayega
Kya?
Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hain
?
?
?
wahi jo is umar mein aksar ho jata hai
?
?
?
dekha ho gaya na
?
?
TIME WASTE!!
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: double-meaning
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Jo Marzi Wo Karo
EK LARKI UMBRELA REPAIR KARWANE GAI DUKANDAR BOLA UPAR KA KAPDA UTARNA PADEGA NICHE DANDA DALNA PADEGA.
LADKI: JO MARZI WO KARO PAR PANI ANDAR NAHI ANA CHAHIYE.
LADKI: JO MARZI WO KARO PAR PANI ANDAR NAHI ANA CHAHIYE.
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Jan 19, 2008 at 01:01
Category: double-meaning
Sms / Double Meaning
2 Women Talks
2 WOMEN TALKs
1: Roz subah, mera dudhwala bahut dabata hai-BELL
2 : mera tou paperwala achcha hai, bilkul nahi dabata,
niche se hi daal deta hai-Paper...
1: Roz subah, mera dudhwala bahut dabata hai-BELL
2 : mera tou paperwala achcha hai, bilkul nahi dabata,
niche se hi daal deta hai-Paper...
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Nov 29, 2007 at 06:11
Category: double-meaning
Tags: Women
Sms / Double Meaning
Ijunoon
Pehle Gale Se Lagao, Phir Kiss Karo
Pehle gale se lagao, Phir kiss karo...
Phir bed pe litao, Phir uski legs uthao..
Agar bache ne susu kar dia, tou pamper badlo...
Phir bed pe litao, Phir uski legs uthao..
Agar bache ne susu kar dia, tou pamper badlo...
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: double-meaning
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Ahmed Khan
Open Ur Legs And Get On Top Of Me..well
Open ur legs n get on top of me..well,
do ur thng nice n slow..,open it wide so
dat u can do ur thng quik,
There u go!!u have jst dropped a bomb on me [Toilet]
do ur thng nice n slow..,open it wide so
dat u can do ur thng quik,
There u go!!u have jst dropped a bomb on me [Toilet]
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: double-meaning
Sms / Double Meaning
Ijunoon
He Took Me From A Bar
He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: double-meaning
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Abdul Rehman Rehman
Mangta Hoon To Deti Nahi
Mangta hoon to deti nahi
jawab meri baat ka
deti ho to khara ho jata hai
rom rom jazbaat ka
kyun kehte ho bar bar daloo
baloo mein phool ghulab ka
jawab meri baat ka
deti ho to khara ho jata hai
rom rom jazbaat ka
kyun kehte ho bar bar daloo
baloo mein phool ghulab ka
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Apr 19, 2007 at 04:04
Category: double-meaning
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