Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain
Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai

Beti: Maa fauji Indian hain
Maa: tou bakri ko bhi andar le aa.

A quote on a girl's t-shirt ....

'there's a face above this...Do not forget

Plz don't read this

Nahi tou
ho jayega
Kya?
Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hain
?
?
?
wahi jo is umar mein aksar ho jata hai
?
?
?
dekha ho gaya na
?
?
TIME WASTE!!

EK LARKI UMBRELA REPAIR KARWANE GAI DUKANDAR BOLA UPAR KA KAPDA UTARNA PADEGA NICHE DANDA DALNA PADEGA.
LADKI: JO MARZI WO KARO PAR PANI ANDAR NAHI ANA CHAHIYE.

2 WOMEN TALKs
1: Roz subah, mera dudhwala bahut dabata hai-BELL
2 : mera tou paperwala achcha hai, bilkul nahi dabata,
niche se hi daal deta hai-Paper...

Pehle gale se lagao, Phir kiss karo...
Phir bed pe litao, Phir uski legs uthao..
Agar bache ne susu kar dia, tou pamper badlo...

Open ur legs n get on top of me..well,
do ur thng nice n slow..,open it wide so
dat u can do ur thng quik,
There u go!!u have jst dropped a bomb on me [Toilet]

He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!

Mangta hoon to deti nahi
jawab meri baat ka
deti ho to khara ho jata hai
rom rom jazbaat ka
kyun kehte ho bar bar daloo
baloo mein phool ghulab ka