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Aaajil

What's An Average 6 Inch Long

What's An Average 6 Inch Long

Inside A Guy's Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?






A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!

Always Think POSITIVE

· 1 Like · Jan 13, 2009 at 05:01
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8 Qualities Of A Perfect Husband

8 qualities of a perfect husband:
Brave, Intelligent, Gentle, Polite, Energetic,
Nutty, Industrious, Sensitive.
And if all else fails,
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read the capital letters only.

· 1 Like · Nov 19, 2007 at 08:11
Category: double-meaning Tags: Husband
 
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Hamesha Galat Hi Sochoge!

When an apple is green, it is ready to pluck and when a
girl is 18 she is ready to... VOTE.
Hamesha galat hi sochoge!

· 1 Like · Nov 19, 2007 at 07:11
Category: double-meaning
 
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Duniya Mein Sab Se Himmat Wala Kaun?

Duniya mein sab se himmat wala kaun?
""Dhobi"" q k wo kabhi bhi kisi ke ghar jaa
kar bol sakta hai sahib bibi ji ko bolo kapde
nikaal kar rakhe mein abhi aa ke leta hun.

· 1 Like · Nov 19, 2007 at 07:11
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Tou Phir Raat Ko Meri Taraf Muh Kar Ke Kyon Soye Thay?

Gay to his partner in the morning: Aap naraaz hain humse?
Partner: Nahin.
Gay: Tou phir raat ko meri taraf muh kar ke kyon soye thay?

· 1 Like · Nov 19, 2007 at 07:11
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A Newly Wed Couple Went To Cm For Aashirwaad.

A newly wed couple went to CM for aashirwaad.
CM said: Hum CM hain aur CM kabhi aashirwaad nahin dete,
sirf udghatan karte hain.

· 1 Like · Nov 19, 2007 at 07:11
Category: double-meaning
 
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Hum Nasbandi Tohar Kiya Hoon Pura Bihar Ka Nahin

Bihari Babu: Arre O doctarwa, kaisa nasbandi kiye ho humaari? Biwi phr se maan banne wali hai.
Doctor: Hum nasbandi tohar kiya hoon pura Bihar ka nahin.

· 1 Like · Nov 19, 2007 at 07:11
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May Be Side Income

A Chinese man files for divorce
Judge: What's the reason?
Chinese: Me no come, she no come, baby come, how come
Judge: May be side income

· 1 Like · Nov 19, 2007 at 07:11
Category: double-meaning
 
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Ijunoon

Madam Ji Thodi Aap Koshish Karo

School mein bache ke papa ne teacher se kaha:
Madam ji Thodi aap koshish karo,
thodi hum karte hain,
bachcha tou nikal hi jayega...!

· 1 Like · Nov 19, 2007 at 06:11
Category: double-meaning
 
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