Joined

To make it straight,
she pulls it.
2 make it stand,
she rubs it.
2 make it stiff,
she licks it.
2 let it ""IN""
she pushes it.
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True! Threading a needle is not easy!!!

Dil chahta hai k khara kar k ap k hath me pakra doon? ? ? Aur ap usy hila hila k bolo
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ES PARCHAM K SaYE TaLaY HUM aik HaiN..... ;->

Haath Main Lo Tou Dabane Ko Dil Kerta Hy





Dabalo Tou Choosne Ko Dil Kerta Hy





Choos Lo Tou Dil Nahi Bharta





Q k








Q k







Saal main Ek Hii baar Tou Aata Hai AAAM . . .

HaPpY SumMer SeAsOn . . . ;->

""Sochta Hun Aaj Bahon Mein Pakad Ke Daal Hi Dun,
Balon Mein phool Gulab Ka""

""Dalte Hi Gir Jata Hai,
Patta Patta Gulab Ka.""

Bush: Meri pain de kaar munda hoya way.
Musharraf: Mubarak howay.
Bush: par ik masla way.
Musharraf: o ki.
Bush: piu da pta nhe.
Musharraf: Koi gal nhe USAMA da pa diyo.

Diagram in book was not clear..
So,madam drew diagram on blackboard and announced..
""Don not look at Book Figure, Look at my Figure!""

Girls miss use it!

Anger robs it!

Models sell it!

Photographs cage it!

Doctors advice it!

Death freezes it!

Artists create it!

That's SMILE
Keep Smiling..

Wo kiyA hAi??
JiS pE AgAr PiyAr se HAth phEro to ForAn KhArA ho jAtA hAi??




U Dirty MiNd
Uffo Kia Kerte Ho
Duur Hat Jao
Koi Dekhe Ga Tou Kia
Soche Ga ??
Aqal Nahi Hy Kia ?

Uff Abi Nhi Krona

Akele Mein Krna

















NAAK SAAF ;->

Hamesha Ganda Sochna





AnswEr hAi










BethA
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BAkrA ... :p ;->

KyA AapNe kAbhi Munh mein LiyA hy??


Wo MotA sA,


Aas-PAAs bAAL,


NArAM-NArAM


UpEr sE CoVEr...


NEvEr??


JhooT boLTE ho?




KAbhi BHUTTA nAhi khAyA? :p ;->