A senior citizen was driving down the freeway, this car phone rang. Answering, he heard this wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280. Please be careful!" "heck", said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"

Boy1:Meet my Wife Tina
Boy2: oh! i know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:V were caught
sleeping together
Boy1:Wat da hell?


Boy2: during lecture In Maths class.
Think
Positive :)

A GIRL to PROFESSOR: Sir main pass honay k liye kuch bhi krun gi.?

PROF:kuch bhi?

GIRL: G



PROF:Tou jao or khoob study kro
MORAL: "Har koi Tumhari Tarah nhi hota .**._.**.

Dil Todne Walo Ko Sza Q Nhi Milti,
Hr Kisiko Pyar Krne Ki Dua Q Nhi Milti.
Log Kehte Hai Isq Tou 1 Bimari Hai,
Tou Fir Medical Stor Mein Iski Dwa Q Nhi Milti?

A girl boy were sitting alone,
that boy started touching de girl,

Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage.

Boy : ok call me when u r married.

Mariz doctor se: Mje khansi ki dawai dedo Doctor ne motion hone ki dawai dedi Compouder:Aap ne ye dawai Q di?
Dr!Ab wo khasny se phlay 100 dafa sochay ga..

Talwaar Baazi K Muqable Mai 1 Chinese Ne Barik Taar ke 2 Tukre Kar Diye.


Japani Ne Us Se Bhi Barik Taar K Tukre Kar Diye.


Pakistan Ne Urte Machar Ki Taraf Talwar Ghumayi, Aur Machar Urr Gaya?


Judge Ne Poocha Machar To Urr Gaya?

To Us Ne Kaha Urr To Gaya Magar Kabhi Baaap Nahi Bun Sakta.

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Why do
women wear watches
on their right hand
and
men on their left hand?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
To see the time!!
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G karta hai k aj
Apko ...
Koney mein le ja kr
1 danda le kr ...
Aap ki


GA




GAN





GAND






GANDHI G
k style mein
photo loon...