Sms / Double Meaning

Fatluffy

A Senior Citizen Was Driving Down The Freeway

A senior citizen was driving down the freeway, this car phone rang. Answering, he heard this wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280. Please be careful!" "heck", said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"

· 1 Like · Apr 05, 2010 at 09:04
Category: double-meaning
 
Sms / Double Meaning

Waseem Mughal

Think +

Boy1:Meet my Wife Tina
Boy2: oh! i know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:V were caught
sleeping together
Boy1:Wat da hell?


Boy2: during lecture In Maths class.
Think
Positive :)

· 1 Like · Feb 01, 2010 at 11:02
Category: double-meaning
 
Sms / Double Meaning

Waseem Mughal

A GIRL to PROFESSOR

A GIRL to PROFESSOR: Sir main pass honay k liye kuch bhi krun gi.?

PROF:kuch bhi?

GIRL: G



PROF:Tou jao or khoob study kro
MORAL: "Har koi Tumhari Tarah nhi hota .**._.**.

· 1 Like · Jan 27, 2010 at 15:01
Category: double-meaning Tags: Girl
 
Sms / Double Meaning

Waseem Mughal

Medical Stor

Dil Todne Walo Ko Sza Q Nhi Milti,
Hr Kisiko Pyar Krne Ki Dua Q Nhi Milti.
Log Kehte Hai Isq Tou 1 Bimari Hai,
Tou Fir Medical Stor Mein Iski Dwa Q Nhi Milti?

· 1 Like · Nov 11, 2009 at 13:11
Category: double-meaning
 
Sms / Double Meaning

Shahbaz Ishaq

Call Me

A girl boy were sitting alone,
that boy started touching de girl,

Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage.

Boy : ok call me when u r married.

· 1 Like · Jul 27, 2009 at 14:07
Category: double-meaning
 
Sms / Double Meaning

Owais

Soch

Mariz doctor se: Mje khansi ki dawai dedo Doctor ne motion hone ki dawai dedi Compouder:Aap ne ye dawai Q di?
Dr!Ab wo khasny se phlay 100 dafa sochay ga..

· 1 Like · Jul 13, 2009 at 12:07
Category: double-meaning
 
Sms / Double Meaning

Waseem Mughal

Machar Urr Gaya

Talwaar Baazi K Muqable Mai 1 Chinese Ne Barik Taar ke 2 Tukre Kar Diye.


Japani Ne Us Se Bhi Barik Taar K Tukre Kar Diye.


Pakistan Ne Urte Machar Ki Taraf Talwar Ghumayi, Aur Machar Urr Gaya?


Judge Ne Poocha Machar To Urr Gaya?

To Us Ne Kaha Urr To Gaya Magar Kabhi Baaap Nahi Bun Sakta.

· 1 Like · Feb 27, 2009 at 09:02
Category: double-meaning
 
Sms / Double Meaning

To See The Time : )

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Why do
women wear watches
on their right hand
and
men on their left hand?
?
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To see the time!!
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

· 1 Like · Jan 23, 2009 at 13:01
Category: double-meaning
 
Sms / Double Meaning

Saad Raza

G Karta Hai K Aj

G karta hai k aj
Apko ...
Koney mein le ja kr
1 danda le kr ...
Aap ki


GA




GAN





GAND






GANDHI G
k style mein
photo loon...

· 1 Like · Jan 13, 2009 at 05:01
Category: double-meaning
 
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