SMS

kisi jungle main ek sher ki shadi horahe hoti hai ek chooha uchal uchal ker gana ga raha hota hai Aaj meray yar ki shadi hai Aaj meray yar ki shadi hai,tu sath main khara ek janwar heraan ho ker poochta hai k --abay too hai chooha Aur wo hai sher wo tera yar kaise hogya tu chooha ser khujatay huway kehta hai ki --yar shadi se pehlay main bhe sher tha hahaha

Ek purani hawaili k band kamray main latki taswweer k peechay banay jalay main phansi makri ki dum pe baithay machar ki kasam,i miss u too much

Ik nu umer said zda,seena kashda,Naik chalan or seedha sada,Lamba kam or past zada,Husn ka dildada,shadi per amada,Khoobsurat jawan,ala khandan.arsey se Perashan k liyey ik haseena masl-e-hor,nashe shabab mein chor,chashme makhmoor,cherey pe noor,batameez,bashaor,bahunr,saleeqmand,Soom o salawat ki paband,Badab bahaya,Sabqa sukkkonat Zila kho gaya,Na shaiq surkhi o cream,mumooli taleem,ma jabeen,behad hasseen,parda nasheen.baida had pusta qad,ahista kharam,shaista kalam,Pyyaara sa nam,ajooba khahnat,Raffeqa hayat.Darkar hai !! warna zindagi bekar hai.....
MASheri ya charpai,rooi bhari razai,chand zevar talai,kuch kursiyan or mez bas is qadr jehz..LArka goo ANARI hai magar karoobari hai..Ik adad dukan or muu mein Zuban rakhta hai....
(Mazeed baat cheet BILMUSHWA ya BAZRIYA LIFAFA.khat o kitabat pabandi zikha raz hai!)
DOSTOO YE ARZO DIL KI AWAZ HAI.
MAKAN # 420.
GAlI # 9211
HERAN CHOWK,PERASHAN MANZIL.

ker dia izhar-e-ishq hum ney college mein
100,000 rupai ki bat thi mooft hi ho gai.....

hahahahahahaha

koi itna chahay tu batana
koi tumharay itnay naaz uthaey tu batana
dosti tu ker laiga her koi tumse
koi hamari tarhan nibhaey tu batana

AN ASS BEHIND ANOTHER ASS BEHIND THAT I AND BEHIND ME THA WHOLE NATION PATHAN TEACHING HIS CHILDREN SPELLING OF ASSASSINATION

one son ask to his father,
what is a difference b/w confident and confidential.
he reply:
U r my son that is confidnet and ur friends is also my son this is confidential.hahahaha

Faheem Qamar

aik aadmy ne doosre aadmy se kaha k meri beevi tumary beevi se moty hai. doosre ne kaha k kistarah?os ne kaha k main apny beevi ko wazan karane keliye jab machine per rakha to machine se aik parchi bahir nikly aur ospar likha tha k barahe mehrbani sirf aik aadmy khara ho.....doosre ne kaha k main apny beevi kee sary(cloth)dhoby k pas le gia to os ne kaha..ajjy main sirf kapre dhota hoon tanboo(tent) nahin dhota...hahahaha

machhar or makkhi ki hogai shadi.........
pehli he raat se hogai barbadi.......
machhar ki tu kismat he khoti thi.......
makkhi MORTEIN MAT laga k jo soti thi!!!!