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Husband: If i die..will u RE-marry?
Wife: No! I will stay with My sister.

Wife: If i die will u Re-marry?
Husband: No.. I will also stay with her

WHY does a man want to have a WIFE? Because:

(W)ashing
(I)roning
(F)ood
(E)ntertainment

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Girl friend is 4 Fun Wife is 4 Son.
gf is 4 sms patner wife is 4 Life patner.
gr is Tutifruti hmmmm & Wife is Kismat Phuti.......

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WIFE: Darling do u know that in HEAVEN husband and wife don?t live together. Husband : Honey, thats why its called HEAVEN!

For My Dear Wife,
On This Usual Day;
I Write You This Poem,
In My Own Special Way.

I Wanted To Tell You,
In Words Of My Own;
You--re The Most Precious Person,
That I--ve Ever Known.

You--re The Prettiest Girl,
Than Any I--ve Seen;
Your Body Is Flawless,
So Slender And Lean.

Your Eyes Have That Sparkle,
That I Can--t Live Without;
One Day Without Them,
And I--d Die There--s No Doubt.

And I Just Lose Control,
When I Glance At Your Hair;
Those Curls Are Just Stunning,
So Perfect And Rare.

You--re The Most Caring Person,
That I--ve Ever Met;
There--s No One like You,
And That I Can Bet.

What Attracts Me The Most,
Is Your Sweet And Kind Touch;
You--re A Gift Sent From Heaven,
And I Love You So Much.

So Hold Me As Close,
As You Possibly Can;
--Cause Now And Forever,
I Am Your Man.

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w.....without



I ...... information




F........fight





E...... evrytime

Lady Secretary to boss: - Sir, it?s your wife?s call. She wants to kiss you on the phone.
Boss: - OK, take and give me later on.


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husband apni wife ko baar-baar ye kah kar bulataa hai ! are mere 4 bachchon ki maa sunti ho ? wife sunti rahti hai aur ek baar gusse me kahti hai bolo mere 3 bachcho ke baap .......

World--s

Smallest

resignation

letter?

Respected sir,

I luv ur wife.



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Thappar mar kar naraz wife sey husband bola...aadmi ussey marta hai jis sey pyar hota hai...2 thappar mar kar wife boli, ap kia samjhtey hain k ma ap se pyar nahi karti????

Husband : aaj tak tum kitne mardo ke saath soyi ho ?
Wife : such bolu to main sirf aapke saath soyi hu, baki sabhi ke saath sari sari raat jagi hu..

WIFE:suno muje brazier leni hai. HUSBAND: brazier ka kya faida itnay chotay to hain. WIFE:kal tum ne underwear lia mai ne kuch kaha. mughal 03025332857

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever.

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then.I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.
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God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi .
He saw me in dark, he created light .
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
..................................................................................
Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far
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Husband:if i Die will u ReMarry??
wife:no--i will stay with my sister...
Wife:if i Die will u Re-marry???
Hus:i--ll also stay with ur SISTER

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Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao...

Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao...



Aftab khan

wife: asked husband if I die what do you do?
husband: may be I die because of too much happiness.
Naeem Jan

What is difference between watch & wife? Ans- Ek bigarti hae tu bandh ho jati hae our Dusri bigarti hae tu Challu ho jati hae!



Aftab khan

Husband aur Wife Hotel
me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife nay pocha,?Koun Thi Wo??
Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo,
main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.


Aftab khan (From: islamabad)

Wife Husband Se : Woh dekho ladka mujhe smile de raha hai....

Husband : Smile nahi de raha jab maine tmhe pehli baar dekha tha to mere bhi hansi nikal gaye thii.....

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.