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Once a husband and a wife were sleeping in the night. they woke in the morning and the wife said I saw a dream that you were sending me jewellery and clothes! The husband said Yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill!

A husband suspects his wife is having an affair. He needs to go on a business trip for several days, so he decides to set a trap for her. He puts a bowl of milk under the bed. From the bed springs, he suspends a spoon. He has it calibrated so that her weight on the bed will not drop the spoon into the milk. But, if there is any more weight than that, the spoon will drop into the milk and he will detect it upon his return home.
He comes home several days later. The first thing he does is reach under the bed and retrieve the bowl. The bowl is full of butter....
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Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other
ensures U
Continue to do so.

EK DAFA HUSBAND WIFE MAI JHAGRA HOJATA HAI KISI BAAT KO LE K OR PHIR UN DONO KA MOOD KHARAB HOJATA HAI. AESE HI MOOD MAI WO DONO LONG DRIVE PE JAATE HAI. FOOT PATH PE UN DONO KO DONKEYS CHALTE HUE NAZAR AATE HAI, TOE HUSBAND WIFE SE KEHTA HAI K WO DEKHO TUMHARE RISHTEDAAR JAA RAHE HAI, WIFE BARI HOSIYAARI SE JAWAAB DETI HAI, HAA MERE RISHTEDAAR ROE HAI MAGAR SUSRAALI.
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wife apny husband sy boli ager mai mar jaungi too aap ky kryngy too husband bola mai bhi mar jaunga wife boli app kyun mr jayngy husband bola kabhi kabhi insan zyada kushi sy bhi mar jata hai

husband asked to his wife ,,,
how did u felt merry first night ,
wife says:
10% pain
10%tenshion
10%enjoy
and and and 70 percent my heart says more more......

college is 4 knowledge,knowledge is 4 life,life is 4 wife but wife is a nife which cuts ur life,so never choose ur wife in college life.

aisi apni wife ho
5.5 jiski hight ho
jeans jiski tight ho
chehra jiska bright ho
waight main thori light ho
umer main diffrence slight ho
thori se woh quite ho
too mamorable her ek night ho
aisi apni wife ho
sarak per sub kaheen
kia cute hey
bheer main sub kaheen
pakistan ki paidaish ho
beauty multyply by twice ho
favorite color white ho
make up thora light ho
zulfain dynamite hoon
aankheen us ki jaisey sunny twilight ho
hoonton ko dekh ker lagey
jaisey coke diet ho
jub sari pehan ker nikley
to kia sight ho
aisa lagey jaisey swtizerland ki flight ho
aisi apni wife ho
agar aisi apni wife ho
tu kia haseen life ho
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