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A line written on a Husband''s T-Shirt
ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN
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OF THEM........ :

One day Mr.afzal got the opertunity to become A Minister of health>The first thing he did was Call HIs Wife.
""Hello!Janoo would you like to become A wife of a MInister""Mr Afzal Asked
""SURE!!!"" asnwered Mrs.Afzal""But;May i know whos Calling!!!!""

AIK HUSBAND NAY BARAY GHUSAY SAY KAHA BEWI SAY,JULDI KHANA LAOO MERE PAIT MAIN CHUHAY KUDD RHAY HAIN
BEWI:HI ALLAH MAINE TO MURGHEE PAKAI THEE

once a wife was sleeping ,her husband came and awaked her.the wife said ""wat happened ,why u r disturbing me"",husband replied ""nothing darling,i just forgot to give u the sleeping pills"".

Station per train jaanay ka tima hota hai , Aik larka bhaga bhaga aata hia or aik paindo ko kehta hai k yaar maraya liye aik seat rakhna main abhi aata hoon, paindo kehta hain baao g aa jaoo seat hai , woh kehta hai k yaar maray saath family hai, main us ko laya aaon.
paindoo: koi baat nahi Family ko khirkee main say pakra do......

A wife was calling out for her husband from the kitchen to help her with the dishes, but did not get a response.

She went looking for him in the bed room and found hubby asleep on his files, tired of work.

She walked closer to him, looked at the innocent face, played with his hair softly, sweetly and.....
*PHATTTAKK*
....slapped his face!!!

The husband got up with a shock and asked what happened??!?!

That''s when the wife showed him her phone which showed....

"Last seen on whatsapp 1 minute ago"

sometimes technology... :D :) :D

Wife Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hai:

Wife: Main Iss Dress Mein Moti Lag Rahi Hoon Na ? ?

Husband (Mazaq Me): Haan
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Wife: Hainnn ! Waqai Moti Lag Rahi Hoon ? ? ?

Husband: Nahi Nahi Mazaq Ker Raha Tha

Wife: Nahi Sach Batao Lag Rahi Hoon Na ... ?

Husband: Haan ...

Wife: Koii Nahi ...