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Jokes / Miscellaneous
Shahida Malik
she is mine she is mine
when i saw her after five days my eyes flased with hope.but when i saw a young boy along with her i cried on the way like mads was saying that she is mine hay she is mine. to heard this the young boy came to me and told the whole story that how found my lost sheep five days before that my grand mam gifted me when i went to my village a month ago
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Dec 09, 2018 at 19:12
Category: miscellaneous
Jokes / Miscellaneous
Shabana Gul
What Did She Do?
There was an Asian lady married to an English gentleman and they lived
in London. The poor lady was not very proficient in English,but managed
to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she
had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the butcher and wanted
to buy pork legs. She didn-t know how to put forward her request, and in
desperation,she lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got
the message and the lady went home with pork legs. The next day, she
needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn-t know how to say, and so
she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher what she wanted. The lady
got what she wanted. The third day, the poor lady needed to buy some
bananas.So she brought her husband to the store..............
what did she do?
(please scroll page down).
What were you thinking? ? HellOOOOOOOOOOOO,
Her husband speaks English....
in London. The poor lady was not very proficient in English,but managed
to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she
had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the butcher and wanted
to buy pork legs. She didn-t know how to put forward her request, and in
desperation,she lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got
the message and the lady went home with pork legs. The next day, she
needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn-t know how to say, and so
she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher what she wanted. The lady
got what she wanted. The third day, the poor lady needed to buy some
bananas.So she brought her husband to the store..............
what did she do?
(please scroll page down).
What were you thinking? ? HellOOOOOOOOOOOO,
Her husband speaks English....
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Sep 05, 2018 at 05:09
Category: miscellaneous
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Social Wall / Videos
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Social Wall / Photos
Bushra Shah
She Is 95 Yrs Old & Still Works
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Jul 24, 2015 at 18:07
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Whatsapp Messages / Facebook
Mehreen Ali
Boy Asked God, `why She Loves Rose Which Dies In A Day, But Doesn`t Love Me Who Dies For Her Every Day?`
Boy asked God, `Why she loves rose which dies in a day, but doesn`t love me who dies for her every day?`
God replied, `Mast hai! Put it on Facebook!`
God replied, `Mast hai! Put it on Facebook!`
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Dec 19, 2014 at 06:12
Category: Facebook
Whatsapp Messages / Relationship
Luqman Mali
For You, She Was A Chapter.
For you, she was a chapter.
For her, you were the book.
For her, you were the book.
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Dec 19, 2014 at 04:12
Category: Relationship
Whatsapp Messages / Blondes
Nimrah Butt
Q: What Did The Blonde Driver Say When She Ran Out Of Gas?
Q: What did the blonde driver say when she ran out of gas?
A: Will it hurt the car if I drive with an empty tank?
A: Will it hurt the car if I drive with an empty tank?
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Dec 15, 2014 at 10:12
Category: Blondes
Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Imran Rashid Malik
Santa: A Fat Woman Just Served Me At Mcdonald's Earlier. She Said, "sorry About The Wait."
Santa: A fat woman just served me at McDonald's earlier. She said, "Sorry about the wait."
Banta: Hmmm...
Santa: I said, "Don't worry, you'll lose that eventually!"
Banta: Hmmm...
Santa: I said, "Don't worry, you'll lose that eventually!"
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Dec 08, 2014 at 22:12
Category: SantaBanta
Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Shayan Shahid
Banta: Y Did U Buy Ur Wife A Huge Diamond Ring For Her B'day? I Thought She Wanted A Car.
Banta: Y did u buy ur wife a huge diamond ring for her B'day? I thought she wanted a car.
Santa: She did, but where in the world was I going to find a fake car?
Santa: She did, but where in the world was I going to find a fake car?
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Nov 26, 2014 at 10:11
Category: SantaBanta
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