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The maths teacher writes a complex problem on the board and asks the students to solve it. When all the intelligent students are unable to solve it, she calls Pappu. Pappu gets up and erases the board.

Teacher: What's this?

Pappu: Ma'm, problem solved.

Pappu: This new teacher really confuses me. She should better make up her mind before passing any instructions.

Bunty: What did she say?

Pappu: First she's telling me to be myself, and then she's telling me to stop being an idiot.

I couldn't become her tears when she cried neither her smile when she laughed..
But she become my breathe upon which I live.

I told my girlfriend she'd drawn her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised!

Women have amazing strength. They can handle trouble and carry heavy burdens without batting an eyelid. She not only manages her family, she manages all the daily chores with elan.

Salute to all the women of the world!

Happy Women's Day!

Rajnikanth was practicing for a spelling test, the rough sheet he used is known as Oxford dictionary.

Jeeto answers the phone. "It must have been a wrong number from some ship", she tells her husband.

Santa: Why?

Jeeto: Because it was a woman wanting to know if the coast is clear.

When she cancels a date, it's because "she has to", but when he cancels a date, it's because "he has two".

Attitude of girls:
When a boy sends dirty 'SMS';
She laughs for 10 minutes;
Forwards that to her friends;
And then replies the boy.
Mind it, I don't like that kind of 'SMS'?