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Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When a
Person asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher
Studies Yaar...!!!
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Saanta:
aray baantay tu to doctor k paas janay wala tha na to phir kiun nahi gaya?

Baanta:
aray yaar kal jaoon ga, aaj tabeat bari sakht kharab hay.

Nurse: Congrats Sardar ji, aap papa ban gaye.
Sardar: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!


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A Sardar in an interview said to Boss:
I want 1 lac salary, 1 flat & 1 car.
Boss: I--ll give you 5 lac salary, 2 flats and 3 cars!
Sardar: mazak kyun ve karde ojee!!
Boss: Shuru kinny kita se.


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sardar g in crore pati amitab:what is th colour of ur wife underwear first night?A.pink, B.green,C.yellow,D.BLACK SARDAR G IN TENTION... CAN I PHONE A FRIEND.
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wife: je agar main pagal ho gai te tussi ki karo gay
sardar jee: main pagal ho jawan ga.
wife:ainda matlab tussi dosri shadi nahin karo gay?
sardar jee: pagal te kuch ve kar sagda aye.
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SIKH GOT ENGAGED WID A GIRL SOON HE CAME 2 KNOW SHE HAD NO AFFAIR B4,HE BROKE THE RELATION EVERY1 ASKED DA REASON!HE SAID JO KISI OR KI NA HOSAKI WOH MERI KYA HOGI.

Sarder dukhi tha
kisi ne poocha ?ku tension mai ho?.
sarder:?yaar aik dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 2 lakh rupeey diye the, ab saalay ko peehchan nahi pa raha hoon?

Ek Sardar puri zindagi
sochta raha
sochta raha
or sochte sochte
margaya
k agar meri behan k 3 bhai hain to mere 2 kiyoun hain.

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sardar jee calls home (from the office)

Begam main aaj nahin aaraha ... koi meri gari ka steering, dashboard, accelarator aur break paddles chura ker lay gaya hai

thori dair baad .... phir phone kerta hai

Begam main ghar aarha hoon. main ghulti say gari kee pichli seat per baith gaya tha--.




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A Donkey kicked sardar jee and ran away sardar jee ran to catch the donkey.. he saw a zebra and started beating him and said,

KHOTEYA TRACK SUIT PA K MEINOO TOKHA DEY REYA AEY.




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Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha achank usne jhuk kar road se kuchh uthaya aur achank chillaya?

Kamine log sandaas bhi aise karte hai jaise samosa pada ho.
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jab teray cheeku thay sab tera pechu thay,
jab tera am huwa sab belagan huwa, jab teray kharbuza huwa bare ajoba huwa, jab tera jhool gay sab tujha bhool gaye

JIS KE DIL MEIN DARD HAI WOH DILDAAR HAI.
JIS KE DIL MEIN DARD HAI WOH DILDAAR HAI.
JIS KE SAR MEIN DARD HAI WOH SARDAAR HAI.

Sardar ki maut bijli girnay say hoi per us ki lash muskuratay hoay mili baghwan ne pocha aisa kiun? to sardar bola mai nu laga koi photo khinch raiya ae

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Santa! Your daughter has died!
Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor
At 50th floor he remembers I don--t have a daughter!
At 25th floor: I--m unmarried!
At 10th floor: I--m Banta not Santa

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A sheikh stop Rikshaw & asked DATA Darbr jao ge
Driver han jaon ga
Sheikh:acha ye shoper le jao wapsi chawal le aana

sardar:dr sb.Chashma laga k mai Akhbar parh sakoon ga na....?

Dr:Haan, bilkul..... !

Sardar; Phir teek hai, warna Un-parh ki koie Zindagi hai....!0334-4040402

1 sardar bank main daka dalne gaya.lekin gun le jana bhool gaya. seedha bank maneger k pas gaya or bola ,.,,,main daka dalne aya hun magar gun lana bhool gaya hun. manger bhi sardar tha bola tusi daka maro tohade te koi betabari aa gun kal le ana[shoaib iqbal]0321750097

A sardarsaw a beautifull girl ,he went n kissed her. Girl : stupid kia ker rahay ho? Sardar: B.com final year ..hahah... pls sms jokes send karain (Sonia-03215448850 and kiran-03145519317)

Aik sardar ko sari raat machron ne tang kia aur us ka khoon petay rahay, sardar ne tang aa kar Zeher pi lia aur bola, Saalo ab khoon piyo..hahaa ....... Sumaira 03145506476 -

Sardar apni GF ke sath bike per ja raha tha tez speed k sath. GF: Sardar g mainu dar lagda we, ki karan, Saradr: tu wi meri tara akhan band ker lay..... Pls SMS Sumaira ... 03145506476

1 sardar aur 1 pathan faraz ka shukria ada karnay gaye. Faraz ne pocha kiun/ wo bolay. jab se pakistanio ne ap ki poetry ko rolana shuru kia hai hamari jaan choot gayi hai .. Bushra Anjum -- 0314-4768720

There is this group of 7 Sardars who plan to go to Delhi to thank the President Dr. Zail Singh for his revolutionary policies, from which they have greatly benefited. Moreover, they are his old friends, and are longing to dine with the president. They agree that it would be to use a taxi. So they go to a taxi driver and ask him how much a ride would cost.

The driver frets a little and tells them, Sahab! If only four of you were to be there I would charge you just the meter rate, but then since seven of you would be there, you have to give me Rs. 10/- more.

The Sardars agree and decide to take the taxi. The taxi driver takes them to Rashtrapati Bhavan. The meter shows Rs. 18/-, so the taxi driver says, You have to pay me Rs. 28/-.

Now, the Sardars have to share the cost among themselves and so they decide to divide the total (Rs. 28/-) by the number of people, i.e. 7. This is how they do the calculation to arrive at the answer:

7 | 28 = 13 ( 7 x 1 = 7, 7 x 3 = 21 ).

7

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21

21

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0

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The driver (naturally) is exceedingly happy upon receiving Rs. 13/- from each of the Sardars. He thanks them profusely and the feeling of exultant happiness is written on his face as he leaves them and proceeds his way.

Seeing this, the Sardars feel that they may have made a mistake. They decide to ask Zail Singh about it. After all, the fellow was the President of the nation! After all the initial formalities are completed, they ask Zail Singh to check their calculation of the taxi fare. Zail Singh ponders over the calculations and finally says,

See, I am not good at division. The process just boggles me but addition is something I am an expert at. Let us add all the amounts you guys gave to the taxi driver and check the result. This is how do for those tax forms I get very often.

The process is slow but is sure. The other sardars nod their heads

(?) in appreciation.

The President writes as shown below and also explains as he writes on:

13

13

13

13

13

13

13

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28

--

i.e. 3+3+3+3+3+3+3= 21 and 21+1+1+1+1+1+1+1=28

so this checks out. He then says, Yes, it--s correct. But I can also call my close friend and Finance man Manmohan Singh. It is always better that he rechecks it. After all, he is a Finance man, you know! Manmohan Singh arrives, and when told of the problem, he replies that he doesn--t think it is a bad deal but says, No problem!

I will verify it via mathematical computation. I--ll verify it with multiplication. That is the best technique for this, you see! While others watch in admiration, Manmohan Singh goes on to write as shown:

13

x7

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21

7

--

28 This checks out as well.

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Then he says, This is really fine. There should be no problem, President Sahab. After all, it is correct in all the methods. Peace reigns at the President--s residence as the inhabitants and guests remain in quite contentedness while they reminisce about their astute abilities on solving a problem in a successful fashion.


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aik sardar baap ki death par ro raha tha,phir us ki sister ka phone aaya aur sardar zyada ronay lag gaya, lgogn ne pocha k kya hua, SARDAR:mere phan da abba v mr gya

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Ek Sardar Jee Apni Bewi Ke Sath Rekshay Me Kahin Jaa Raha Tha Rekshay Wale Ne Apne Rekshay Ka Aina Thick Kia Or Sardar Ki Bewi Ko Dekhne Laga, Sardar Ki Bewi Ne Sardar Se Kha Ye Mujhe Dekh Raha Hai, Sardar Jee, Oye Kuchi Ka Bacha Reksha Rok Tu Meri Bewi Ko Dekhta Hai, Tu Peche Beth Main Reksha Calata Hoon

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Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay?
Riksha wala: 50..
Sardar: 20 lelo..
Riksha wala: 20 main kon le k jaayeega??
Sardar: tum piche bheto hum le k jaayega..

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Sardar Ek Baraf Ka Tukra Utha Ker Usey Ghour Se Dekh Raha Tha...
Admi:- Kya Dekh Rahe Ho???
Sardar:- Dekh Raha Hoon Key Yeh Leak Kahan Se Ker Raha Hai

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Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I’m not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)


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Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
Wife: To jao na..!
Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai


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Boss : where were you born ?
sardar : Punjab.
Boss : which part ?
sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.


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A Sardar died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told
him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order
to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions:
1. Name two days of the week that begin with “T”.
2. How many seconds are there in a year?
The Sardar thought for a few minutes and answered…
1. The two days of the week that begin with “T” are Today and Tomorrow.
2. There are 12 seconds in a year.
Saint Peter said, “OK, I’ll buy the Today and Tomorrow, even though it’s not the
answer I expected, so your answer is correct. But how did you get only 12 seconds in
a year?”
The Sardar replied, “Well, January 2nd, February 2nd,March 2nd, etc….”
Saint Peter lets him in without another word


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Ek Sardar Bus Pe Baitha lekin Bus mein rush ziyada honey ki waja se conducter ne saradr g se kaha Sardar G chatt pe baith jao.
sardar G ne jawab diya Bohat Achey Main Chatt te bai jawan te tussi thalo gaddi le jao

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1.Student Sardar: Me fail English!!!!! Thats Unpossible.

2.Police :we’re going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Thief Sardar : Yes. (lie dectector blows up)

3.Father Sardar : Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try



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