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ik war ik sardar khali patile ch kadshi ghuma reha se......and Pathan said: main 1 ghante to dekh reha ga ki bana rahe ho....sardar: FUDDU bana reha.........

Help.... the Titanic is going to be drowned.... Everybody in the ship
is shouting, crying, running or praying to God... Just then a Italian
asks the nearby Sardarji in the ship.

Italian : How far is land, from here ?
Sardarji : Two miles .

Italian : Only two miles, Then why are these fools making noise. I have
got the experience of swimming even more. The Italian jumps off the ship
into the sea and comes up to the layer to ask something again.

Italian : Just tell me which side, is land two miles from here ?
Sardarji : Downwards ....

ONE FINE DAY A GIRL PROPOSED TO A SARDAR AND SARDAR DENIED SIMPLY
SAYING THAT IN OUR FAMILY,WE MARRY ONLY OUR RELATIVES MY MOM MARRIED MY
DAD, MY BROTHER MARRIED MY BHABHI , MY UNCLE MARRIED MY AUNT AND SO ON.
SO PLEASE EXCUSE ME !!!!!

ek sardar ji ke ghar daka par jata hey, woh police station report darj karwane gaye to police wale ne pooch, sardar jee chor kitne they aur aap kitne they.sardar jee kehne lage,mein te mera pio kalley see, oh te oda danda do see.

eik Sardar apni girlfriend ko kehta hai k raat ko merey ghar anaa koi bhi nahi ho gaa merey ghar. raat ko sardar jee ki girlfriend jab sardarjee k ghar jati hai tu wahaan koi bhi nahi hota . . sardar jee bhi nahi .. .. .

ak sardar ji say kessy nay pocha.
sardar ji !aakal barri kay bhanss?
sardar ji nay uss ki tarff goour say dekha ,apni pagri utar kar zara sa sar khujaia aur phir muskura kay booly.
yarr!pahly tarekhy pedayesh too battaoo.ha ha ha ......

eik aurat eik mahfil may hoti hai or unhain zoor kaa pechab (pee) ata hai woo sardar jee say puchti hai pechab karnay kei jagha dekhwo ................ sardar jee u noghty girl pahlay tum dekhwo

chota sardaar: Papa, papa, ye Ford kya hoti hain?
Badha Sardaar: beta, ye Ford Gaddi hoti hain
Chota Saardar: papa,papa,ye Oxford kya hoti hain
Badha Sardaar: beta, Ye Oxford Bail Gaddi hoti hain.

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banta Singh got up in the middle of the night to answer the telephone.
Is this one one one one?, says the voice.
No, this is eleven eleven.
Are you sure it isn--t one one one one?
No, this is eleven eleven.
Well, wrong number. I am Santa calling, sorry to have woken you up on the middle of the night.
That--s all right, mister. I had to get up to answer the telephone anyway.

ONCE,A TEACHER TELLS THE STUDENTS TO SAY QUTUB MINAR DELHI MEIN HAI.
THE TEACHER SEES THAT A SARDAR STUDENT IS NOT SPEAKING.
THE TEACHER TELLS THE SARDAR TO SPEAK THE LINE ALONE.
THE SARDAR SPEAKS OUT- DELHI MEIN KUTTA BEMAR HAI.