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A Sarder goes into a store and sees a shiny object. He asks the clerk, What is that shiny object? The clerk replies, That is a thermos flask. The Sarder then asks, What does it do? The clerk responds, It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold. The Sarder says, I--ll take it! The next day, he walks into work with his new thermos. His Sarder boss sees him and asks, What is that shiny object with you? He said, It--s a thermos flask. The boss then says, What does it do? He replies, It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold. The boss said, Wow, what do you have in it? The Sarder replies, Two cups of coffee and a coke.

Sardar proposed a Girl......Girl said --I--m 1yr elder to you--.



Sardar said --Oh! No Problem Soniye, I--ll marry you NEXT YEAR.

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A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce. Judge asked: How--ll U divide, Ur 3 children?



Sardar replied: Ok! Well apply NEXT YEAR



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Sardar was writing something very slowly.



Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly?



Sardar: I--m writing to my 6 yr old son, he can--t read very fast.



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Flash news: A Two seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab . Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more..



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Sardar went to meet his Chinese friend who is dieing in hospital.



Man says CHIN YU YAN and then he dies.



Sardar goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words.



The Meaning is YOU ARE STANDNG ON THE OXYGEN TUBE!

sardar g k bara bachun main se aik alag dikhata tha.
sardar g;sari uomar apni beevi se pochaty rahe ye kiska he?
sardarni;kabhi jwab na deti.
aik din;sardarni marne ko hoi,
sardar;ne pocha ab tu bata de ye kiska he?
sardarni;bare aram se bolii sardar g yahi tu apka he

Once a sardarji calls another sardar on the phone and says --Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon--. The other sardarji replies --Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!--

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A policeman pulled Santa Singh over after he had been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. Cop: Do you know where you were going? Santa: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad because all the people were leaving

Aik dafa Aik sardar jee Chae main Chamach hila Hila kar thak gaee liken Chaee Methe Nahee Hoee Chai Pene Kay baad sardar Jee Boley Waqai agar Chai main Cheene na Hoo to Chai Ka Maza naheen aata Chamach Jitna Hila Lo Chai Methe Naheen hotee

A Sardar jee pulled out 6 people from a burning house............still he was in jail............ why? Because all the 6 people were firebrigades.

Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says Hi,
Main Bol Raha Hoon.
The other sardar replies Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!

Sardar : Apni gf ko bola hai darli sunday ke ghar me koi nahi hai ghar pe aa jana.
Girl Friend : Darling sachi ghar me koi nahi hai.
Sardar : Ha sachi ghar me koi nahi hai.
Girl friend : Sunday koi ghar pe pahuchti hai waha koi nahi rahta ghar me tala laga rahta hai..hahahahahahahaha

Q. How do you recognize a Sardar in School?A. He is the one who erases the notes from the note book when the teacher erases the board.
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