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A Sardar buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Delhi to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number.

The Sardar says, ""I want my 20 lakhs.
The man replied, ""No, sir. It doesn-t work that way. We give you one lakh today and then you-ll get the rest spread out for the next 19 weeks.""

The Sardar said, ""Oh, no. I want all my money right now ! I won it and I want it."" Again, the man explained that he would only get a lakh that day and the rest during the next
19 weeks.

The Sardar, furious with the man, screams out, ""Look, I want my money ! If you-re not
going to give my 20 lakhs right now, then I want my five rupees back!""

eik sardar ji office ja ker apni bv ko phone kertey hain aur kehtey hain k mein tumhara shohar baat ker raha hoon tum koon bool rahi ho?

A friend asks sardar jee !how was your exam?he replies it was fine but i did not know the third form of think .
so what did you do?his friend asks.
sardar jee says.i thought ,thought and thought and then i wrote thunk.......hahahahhahaha

eik bar sardar ji teesree manzil pay kharay thay k neechay say awaaz aaee k dlair singha teri tee mar gaee aa..sardarje teesri manzil say doosri manzil par atay hai to kehtay hain k oa meri tay koee tee hi nahi..phir doosri manzil say pehli manzil par atay hain to kehtay hain k oa meri tay hali shadi hi nahi hoee..sardar jii jab pehli manzil say chalaang lagatay hain to kehtay hain oaa mera naa tay dlair tay ni hai gaa

ek sardar ji apni Zindagi sey bohoot tang thay tou woh khudh kushi karnay k liye station per gaya and wahan train ki patri per late gayaa. wahan Jab train anay wali thi tou anouncment huie (KEH) karachi sey anay wali train platform Number 2 per aarahi hai tou sardaar ji foran kharay hoo gayaa and platform 2 per ja k late gayaa wahan kuch loog kharay thay woh DAR k maray Nechay patri per utar gay and Sardar ji bach gayyaa and Baki wahan k Log mar gayaa...

Aik sardar jee ka reshta tay ho jata hai.
who apni mangaiter ko daikhnay us kay ghar jata hai.
ghar walay un donon ko akaila chor daitay hain.
sardar jee jhijaktay huay mangaiter say poochtay hain.
sunoo jee.....tuhada naa ki hai jee?
mangaiter sharmatay huay.........meena
mangaiter : tuhada na ki hai?
sardar jee soochtay hain mera name is say milta julta hoona chaii.
sardar : kameena
mangaiter zara shookh aur chanchall si hoti hai , kehti hai ....jee tusii kameenay lagday tay naee ho.
sardar : zara ithay kol walay soofay tay aa kay daikho jee.

hahaha ( kaisa laga)

aik sardar jee ko sardee bohat lagtee thee un kee shadi ho
jatee hay lakeen wo apni bewee ko pass nahi anay detay bewee
bohat pareeshan hote hay aur ya masla apni sehalee ko batatee
hay sehalee usko aik tarkeeb batatee hay jaab raat ko sardar jee
lehaf achi tarha aur kar leath jatay hayn tu wo kehtee hay kay
sardar jee mujahay bhi bohat sardee lagrahi hay kya aap kay
pass lehaf may ajaoon wo kehtay hayn haan aja lakeen lehaf achi
tarha aur lena kaheen say hawa na aay wo aesa hi kartee hay
phir lehaf may anay kay baad kehtee hay kay aab bhi sardee lagrahi
hay aap say lepat jaoon wo kehtay hayn haan lakeen khyal say
kaheen say lehaf na khul jaay wo sadar jee say lepat jatee hay
phir kehtee hay sardar jee wo sardee tu aab bhi lagrahi hay
sadar jee kehtay hay aab kyoon lagrahi hay wo kehtee hay kay
aaik sorakh hay maray pass sardar jee zoor say aik laat maar
kar us ko palang say bahar gira daytay hayn aur kehtay hayn
jabhi may kahoon kay ya hawa kahan say arahi haa.:))

kissi ney sardar ji key ghar ki dewaar parr likha: PARDNEY WALLA BEYWAKOOF HAI toh sardar ji ko bohut ghosa aya. usney yeh mitta kar udher likh diya: LIKHNEY WALLA BEYWAKOOF HAI

ek jahaz main 4 aadmi bhaty hoy ty,un main ek student ta ek sardar ji ta aur ek middle age ka aur 4 th ek baba ji ta,achank jahaz kharab hojata ha jahaz main parchute sirf 3 hoty ha sab sa pahly middle age waly na ek parcute pakra aur chalang lagady,us ky baad sardar ji na chalng mary,ab rahgy baba ji aur student,aur parachute ek ha,tu baba ji student ko bol raha ha ky bhata main tu apny zindagi wasy bi gozar chuka ho aap parchute lakr utar jao,student bolta ha nahi baba ji aap ko bi utarna hoga kiu ky parachute 2 ha,baba ji woh kasy,student asl main sardar ji mara school baig laky utra ha ................