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Once there a Pakistani a indian a American man and srdar gi were on the ship. The voyage was very nice and after two day ship was in the center of ocean and what happen caption came and said there is too much load on the ship and it cause danger to the ship so every body have to drop some thing.
First American man get up and threw away his diamond watch in the water and said am rich i can buy hundred of thoes.
Second a Indian get up and threw away his golden necklaces and rings in the water saying gold is very cheap on my country .
Third was Pakistani after thinking 10 to 15 minutes he picked up the sardar gi and threw him in water saying they are alot in my country

Aik Dafa sardar ji aik angrez ke saath underwear khareed ne jate hain. to angrez saath underwear khareed ta hai. sardar ji pooch te hain ke tum ne saath underwear kyon khareede hain ? woh bolta hai aik sunday, aik monday, so on... phir sardar ji sooch te hain ke main ise kaise chupkaraon.. to sardar ji barah underwear khareed te hain. angrez pooch ta hai ke aap ne barah underwear kyon khareede hain ? sardar je bolte hain aik january, aik feburary and so on......... HAAAA HEEEEE HAAAAAA

SardarG Strikes It Rich

There was a Sardarji who was down on his luck. In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold her for ransom. He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took her behind a tree, and told her, ""I-ve kidnapped you.""

The Sardarji then wrote a note saying: ""I-ve kidnapped your kid.Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag & put it beneath the mango tree next to the slide on the north side of the city play ground"". Signed, ""A Sardarji"".

The Sardarji then pinned the note to the kid-s shirt and sent her home to show it to her parents.

The next morning the Sardarji checked, and sure enough a paper bag was sitting beneath the mango tree. The Sardarji opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with a note saying,

""How could you do this to a fellow Sardarji ?!""

aik baar aik sardar ko baree mar par rahee hotee hai sardar jee ko jab log mar kay jatay hain to sardar jee othtay hain to aik banda sardar jee say poochta hai kay yeh log app ko kyun mar rahay thaay sarddar ji kehtay hain:mera valet neechay gir gaya thaa woh banda kahta hai to iss main kaun si baat hai sardar kehta hai darasal oss valet main meri tasweer bhee gir gaee thee to woh banda kahta ha kay iss main kya baree baat hai to sardar jeee kahta hai woh tasweer aik aurat ki saree kay neechay chalee gaee thee main nay jaa kar ooss aurat say kaha: bahan jee saree othaiay tasweer laini hai

Sardarji was asked why he was beaten up in a bus. He said, ""My photo from the wallet fell in the bus & I told the lady, ""Bahenji,sari upar karo photo lena hai""!!
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Aik dafa aik sardar jee apni behan ko bicycle per lay ja rahey hotain hain. Aik ajnabi un ko dekh kar awaz lagata hai ""sardar jee, maashooka lay kar ja rahey ho ?"" tu sardar jee naraz ho kar kehtay hai ""maashooka hogi teri, apni tu behan hai!!!"".

aik passenger ship ja raha hota ha.ka achanak aik maan ka haath sa uc ka bacha ghir jata ha.sab duur raha hota haan laikun koi uc bacha ke jaan bachana nai jata.suddenly aik sardar jee pani ma jump laga data haan or dekhta he dekhta bacha ko la kar bahir ah jata haan.sardar sab ghusa main bacha ko uc ke maan ka hawala karta haan.sara sardar sahib ka pass jamma ho jata haan or poochta haan ka sardar sahib app na apne jaan par khail kar bacha ko keun bacaya.sardar sahab farmana laga pehla muja ya bataoo muja peecha sa daka kis na dia tha

ik sardar ji (foaj) main hotay hain ik din us k gher se ik latter aata hai k us k gher ik beta (SON) peda huva hai
to us k friends heran ho ker sardar se kehtay hain k yaar tum to 2 year se gher hi nahin gay to agay se sardar kehta hai to kya huva main latters to likhta raha hoon na
hahahahahahahaha
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ik sardar ji nay apni biwi (wife) se kaha ullu ki pathi main nay tum se beta (SON) manga tha lakin tum nay bety (DOUGHTER) di hai

to agay se sardar ji ki biwi kehti hai k sardar ji main ager aap k bharosay rehti to shayyad yeh bhi na hoti
hahahahahah
hai na funny
to hansoooooooooooooooo