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Sardar Ji !!
Q. What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you?
A. Pull the pin and throw it back.
A. Pull the pin and throw it back.
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Sms / Sardar
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Sardar
Sardarji Bara Baj gaye?!. We all are fimiliar with this famous joke
about Sikhs but very few people know the back ground!. Read this and
you will not make this joke again!.
""During 17th Century when Hindustan was ruled by Mughals, they
treated the country as their own property. That time Ninth Guru Sri
Guru Teg Bhadarji came forward to fight against all these cruel
activities. Guruji along with his other four fellow members
sacrificed their lives in Chandni Chowk since Mughals assassinate
them. Thus Guruji sacrificed his life for Protection of poor masses
of India. This is the reason he is still remembered as Hind Ki
Chaddar. For sake of whom he had sacrificed his life, none of the
them came forward to lift his body with a fear that they would also
be killed. Seeing this incident 10th Guruji, Sri Guru Gobind
Singhiji (Son of Guru Teg Bahadarji made a resolution that he would
make such a human who would not be able to hide himself and could be
easily located in thousands, THE SIKH. At start Sikhs were very less
in numbers. At that time Nadir Shah raided Delhi in year 1739 BC and
looted Hindustan and was carrying lot of Hindustan Treasures along
with him. The news spread like a fire and was heard by Sardar Jassa
Singh who was the Commander of Sikh army that time. He decided to
attack Nadir Shah on the same midnight. It didn-t happened only
once but thereafter whenever any Abdaalis or Iranis had looted
Hindustan and were trying to carry out treasures along with them, the
Sikh army (quite few in numbers but were bravehearted attacked them
in the midnight (12 O-clock). After that time when there occurred a
similar incidence people started to contact Sikh army for their Help
and Sikh used to attacked the raider-s at the Midnight(12 O-clock).
It continued and became a fame that at midnight (nearly at 12
O-clock it is very difficult to fight against Sikhs as the sikhs get
some Extra Power.) Soon some people started spreading canards that
at 12 O-clock Sikh goes out of sense.""
Sikhs are born for others and they are real patriotic to Humanity.
Instead of Thanking them we all are making fun.
about Sikhs but very few people know the back ground!. Read this and
you will not make this joke again!.
""During 17th Century when Hindustan was ruled by Mughals, they
treated the country as their own property. That time Ninth Guru Sri
Guru Teg Bhadarji came forward to fight against all these cruel
activities. Guruji along with his other four fellow members
sacrificed their lives in Chandni Chowk since Mughals assassinate
them. Thus Guruji sacrificed his life for Protection of poor masses
of India. This is the reason he is still remembered as Hind Ki
Chaddar. For sake of whom he had sacrificed his life, none of the
them came forward to lift his body with a fear that they would also
be killed. Seeing this incident 10th Guruji, Sri Guru Gobind
Singhiji (Son of Guru Teg Bahadarji made a resolution that he would
make such a human who would not be able to hide himself and could be
easily located in thousands, THE SIKH. At start Sikhs were very less
in numbers. At that time Nadir Shah raided Delhi in year 1739 BC and
looted Hindustan and was carrying lot of Hindustan Treasures along
with him. The news spread like a fire and was heard by Sardar Jassa
Singh who was the Commander of Sikh army that time. He decided to
attack Nadir Shah on the same midnight. It didn-t happened only
once but thereafter whenever any Abdaalis or Iranis had looted
Hindustan and were trying to carry out treasures along with them, the
Sikh army (quite few in numbers but were bravehearted attacked them
in the midnight (12 O-clock). After that time when there occurred a
similar incidence people started to contact Sikh army for their Help
and Sikh used to attacked the raider-s at the Midnight(12 O-clock).
It continued and became a fame that at midnight (nearly at 12
O-clock it is very difficult to fight against Sikhs as the sikhs get
some Extra Power.) Soon some people started spreading canards that
at 12 O-clock Sikh goes out of sense.""
Sikhs are born for others and they are real patriotic to Humanity.
Instead of Thanking them we all are making fun.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Sms / Sardar
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Sardar G
EMPLOYMENT..
Our sardarji was filling up an application form for a
job. He promptly
filled
the columns titled NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc.
Then he came to the column ""Salary Expected"":
He was not sure as to what to be filled there.
After much thought he wrote : Yes
* * * * * *
What will a Sardarji do after taking photocopies ? He
will compare it
with the
original for spelling mistakes !!
* * * * * *
What will a sardarji do if he wants an additional
white sheet of paper
?
(he already has one and he wants one more..) He takes
a photcopy of the
white
paper !!!
* * * * * *
What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer?
Just-beer Singh (-T- silent!).
* * * * * *
What do you call a sardar who has only one drink?
Just-one Singh.
* * * * * *
Sardarji is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which
has a Clock
Tower when
someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the
Tower. Sardarji
says
""Yes"". ""Give me a thousand rupees and I-ll go get a
ladder."" The man
took the
thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several
hours the Sardarji
figured
he was taken for a ride. On the next day the Sardarji
is again walking
along
the same street and the same man asks him to buy the
clock.
""Give me a thousand rupees and I-ll go get a ladder.""
The Sardarji
gives him
the thousand and says ""I am not a fool.This time, you
wait and I-ll
go get a ladder.""
* * * * * *
Our sardarji was filling up an application form for a
job. He promptly
filled
the columns titled NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc.
Then he came to the column ""Salary Expected"":
He was not sure as to what to be filled there.
After much thought he wrote : Yes
* * * * * *
What will a Sardarji do after taking photocopies ? He
will compare it
with the
original for spelling mistakes !!
* * * * * *
What will a sardarji do if he wants an additional
white sheet of paper
?
(he already has one and he wants one more..) He takes
a photcopy of the
white
paper !!!
* * * * * *
What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer?
Just-beer Singh (-T- silent!).
* * * * * *
What do you call a sardar who has only one drink?
Just-one Singh.
* * * * * *
Sardarji is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which
has a Clock
Tower when
someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the
Tower. Sardarji
says
""Yes"". ""Give me a thousand rupees and I-ll go get a
ladder."" The man
took the
thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several
hours the Sardarji
figured
he was taken for a ride. On the next day the Sardarji
is again walking
along
the same street and the same man asks him to buy the
clock.
""Give me a thousand rupees and I-ll go get a ladder.""
The Sardarji
gives him
the thousand and says ""I am not a fool.This time, you
wait and I-ll
go get a ladder.""
* * * * * *
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Sardar Jii S Reading Hobby
A sardar walked up to the front desk of the library and said, ""I borrowed a book last week, but it was the most boring I-ve ever read. There was no story whatsoever, and there were far too many characters!""
The librarian replied, ""Oh, you must be the person who took our phone book.""
The librarian replied, ""Oh, you must be the person who took our phone book.""
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