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Santa: You just backed the car over my bike.

Jeeto: Well, you shouldn't have left it on the lawn!

Santa: May I have some stationery?

Hotel Receptionist (haughtily): Are you a guest of the house?

Santa: Hell, no. I am paying 3000 Rupees a day!

Santa bought a car on loan... He didn't pay the dues, the bank took away his car.

Santa: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!

Santa: Banta once told me, "0nions are the only food that make you cry."

That was before I hit him in the face with a Watermelon.

Shaadi Mein Santa bahut der se khana kha raha tha...kisi ne pucha, kab tak khaoge?


Santa: Main toh khud pareshan hoon.....par card me likha hai,

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"Dinner 7-12 PM!"

Heights of Friendship: Santa commiting suicide, someone asked the reason. He said: My wife ran with my friend and I can't
live without my friend.

Santa: My wife left me because of my views on the environment.

Banta: That's really weird.

Santa: Yeah, it really is. I only tried saving water by showering with the woman next door!