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Santa: Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?

Banta: I would sure love to know more about it.

Santa: He died laughing before he could tell anybody.

Santa comes home pretty late at night after a bout of drinking. As he falls through the doorway, his wife Jeeto snaps at him, "What's the big idea coming home half drunk?"

Santa replies, "I'm sorry, honey. I ran out of money".

Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.

Banta: He probably got a lot of applause when he got out.

Santa: I didn't say, "he got out".

Santa: Be strong.

Banta: I am. Who are you whispering to?

Santa: My WiFi signal.

Santa to his pal Banta, "My wife and I are inseparable".

Banta: It's really a news to me that you both love each other so much.

Santa: It's not that. Actually, it takes a lot of people to separate us when we're fighting!

Santa: What did you do with the money you robbed from the bank?

Banta: I deposited it in the same bank!

Santa: Let me see your report card.

Pappu: I don't have it.

Santa: Why not?

Pappu: My friend just borrowed it.
He wants to scare his parents.

A man to Santa: Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home.

Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour n slapped the man n said: He's not my friend.

A cop stops drunk Santa and asks, "How high are you?"

Santa: That's wrong English, you should say, "Hi, How are you?"