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Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!

Banta: Oh! That's terrible.

Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions."

Santa: What's difference between man & Superman?

Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman wears it over the trouser.

Santa: I committed a big mistake by marrying my 'Secretary'.

Banta: Marriage anyone is a big mistake, why pin-point just the poor 'Secretary'.

Santa: No it's not that. I thought that she'll still continue to obey my orders!

Santa and Banta met in the street.

Banta: Where are you coming from?

Santa: The cemetery. I just buried my mother-in-law.

Banta: Oh, I'm sorry. But what are those scratches on your face?

Santa: She put up a heck of a fight!

Santa to his boss, "It is said that crime doesn't pay".

Boss: Quite right.

Santa: Does that mean that my job is a crime?

Santa: I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months.

Banta: Why not?

Santa: I don't like to interrupt her.

While walking in the highlands, Santa fell down a deep hole.

Banta: Are U OK?

Santa: Yeah!

Banta: Did u break anything?

Santa: No, there's nothing down here.

Santa to Banta: I and my wife are really very compatible.

Banta: You may call me rude but frankly, I don't find any similarity!

Santa: You see, my wife hates the sight of me when I'm drunk, and I hate the sight of her when I'm sober!

Santa: I always drink responsibly. I take care not to spill even a single drop.