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Santa:
Mene Kal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat Ki

Banta:
That's Great Yaar..

Usne Kya Kahaa..??

Santa:
Usne Kaha WRONG NUMBER

Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua.
Wo udas ho gaya.

Banta : Yaar udas kion ho?
Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.

Air hostess: Aap 1 gante me 4bar toilet gaye! R U OK?
Kya aap ko chain nahi hai?
Santa: 'Chain' hai par khulti nahi hai!!!

Maths teacher to santa,if u had 1000Rs
in your pocket and 1000Rs in the other pocket ,
wat would u think ?
Santa: YEH PANT KIS KI HAI.

1 DAY SANTA N BANTA WERE STANDING AT fifty FLOOR OF A BUILDING
A MAN TOLD SANTA UR SON IS DEAD!!!!!!!!
HEARING THIS SARDAR jI JUMPED FROM fifty FLOOR
AT thirty fifth HE REALISE I DONT HAVE A SON
AT twenty HE REALISE I AM NOT MARRIED
AT third HE REALISE ""OH shit"" ,,, I AM BANTA...

Lady to inspector Santa:
My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago,
he has not come back yet!
Santa: Why do not u cook something else.

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa does not turns up for four days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies:
I'm coming daily since four days,
I press the bell but no one comes out

Once someone sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.
Santa got angry & replied: Bhejnewala gadha, Padhnewala mahan...

While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here