Life in School:


Most irritating moment: Morning alarm

Most dreadful journey: Way to class

Most tragic moment: Surprise test in 1st period

Most wonderful news: Teacher is absent

In an elephant's school, some loafer elephants were hanging around in the canteen. A sexy female elephant passes by the canteen. One of the elephants says: 'Look guys, 3600 - 2400 - 3600!'

5 days of school, 2 days of weekend.

10 months of school, 2 months of Holidays.

Who f**ked the calculations!

One of the best misconception in school/college life:

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Teachers think sending student out of the class is a punishment!

A student attached 1000 Rs note to his exam answer sheet & wrote :

"Re.10 for 1 mark"

Paper was checked by Santa

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He sent him Rs.720 back & wrote:

"U got 28 marks, keep the balance".

Exams are like Girl Friends:

Too Many Questions.

Difficult to Understand.

More Explanation is Needed.

Result is always FAILURE!

Maths may not teach one as how to add love or subtract hate;

But it gives one every reason to hope that every problem has a solution.

H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K = Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge.

Stu(dying)

Stu(died)


Coincidence? I think not!

The probability of a topic appearing in an exam increases exponentially, if one decides to leave it completely!

Class rooms are like train

1st two benches are 'Executive Coaches'

Reserved For VIP

Middle two are 'General Compartment.

And last two are 'Sleeper Class.'