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Your competitor can copy your WORK but not your PASSION.

Have a passionate weekend!

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Banta: Would you care for a beer?

Santa: Like it was my own mother.

Happy Mother's Day!

Care for the one who shares with u, share with the one who knows u, know the one who misses u, miss the one who wishes the best for U.

Santa bought a car on loan from a bank. He did not pay the dues; the bank took away his car.

Santa: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!

Sometimes my mind asks: Why I miss u? Why I care 4 u? Why I remember u? Then my heart answers: B`coz a mental patient needs more care.

God knows your future. He may not reveal it to you, but he will walk with you and the future unfolds. Don't trust the stars, trust the ONE who made them.

It's not possible to "Make Everyone Happy";

But it's possible to "Be Happy with Everyone"!

Good Morning!

All local trains in Mumbai are running late today, not on account of heavy rains but because of an "overweight girl called Varsha.

Just heard an announcement in Hindi saying,

"Bhaari VARSHA Ke Karan Sabhi Gadiyan Deri Se Chal Rahi Hain!"