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Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito to her mother.

Yes, but be aware, pay attention during the applause.

A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth?

Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for SELFISH.

Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!

Banta: Oh! That's terrible.

Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions."

The sweetest sounds to mortals given are heard in Mother, Home, and Heaven.

~ William Goldsmith Brown

Happy Mother's Day to all the mothers!

Laziness is mother of all bad habits but ultimately she is a MOTHER and everyone should respect her!

A girl who was just learning to drive went down a one-way street in the wrong direction, but didn't break the law.

How come?

The Blessed Teresa of Calcutta, M.C. commonly known as Mother Teresa (26 August 1910 – 5 September 1997), was a Roman Catholic Religious Sister and missionary of Albanian origin who lived for most of her life in India.