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Newtons 2nd law of ishq
The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl
towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous
bank balance of the boy and the direction of
this love is same to as increament or decreament of
the bank balance.

Newtons First Law of ishq
The force applied while proposing a girl
By a boy is equal and opposite to
The force applied by the girl while using her sandals...

Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
Banta: Oh! That’s terrible.
Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions.""

Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other
ensures U
Continue to do so.

? like energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed. It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend

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bubbly says to bunty
what was your mother--s name before she was married
bunty: ididn--t have married mother before she was

Judge:tum had se barh rahe ho
Lawyer:kon saala aisa kehta hai
judge:how dare u call me saala

Lawyer:my lord i said kaunsa lawkehta hai

This incident happened when we were in college.

Two Biharis talking to each other,

Aaj Mother teresa aa rahen hai Kennedy Auditorium mein saam ko aap chalenge na, hum aap ko 5.30 p.m sharp pe lene aienge,

so this fellow didn--t know who is Mother Teresa and replied back,

nahin bhai aap hi chale jaiye hum Englis film nahin dekhte hain.

JAVED BAIG
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My Mother is like a Breeze to me in the Hot Sun which gives me a plesent Effect of being always the best in life.
My Mother is like a Moon to me which gives peace in my heart when this world treats me bad

Husband aur wife car mein kahin ja rahe thay. Raste mein unn ki car k samney aik gadha(donkey) aa gaya. husband ne wife se kaha k apney rishteydar ko kaho k raste hat jai. wife boli. Devar g zara rasta dena humain jaldi hai..

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Ek sardar UK gaya. Aik din wo kisi hotel mein lunch ke liye gaya.
Wo murgi khana chahta tha lekin ussey yeh pata nahi tha ke murgi ko english mein kya kehte hai. Waiter order lene aya.
Waiter: Wat do u want!!!
Sardar: Egg--s Mother

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Angel said:
i cant be everywhere to help u So i created MOTHER!

Devil replied: Me too cant be everywhere


So I created

MOTHER-IN-LAW... ;)