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Sms / Funny
Sobia Malik
I Want To Marry Chameli
Santa: Yaar Banta, I want to marry Chameli.
Banta: Yaar, she is like the local village taxi.
Santa: Yaar, chota sa toh village hain, kitni chali hogi. Hahahaha
Banta: Yaar, she is like the local village taxi.
Santa: Yaar, chota sa toh village hain, kitni chali hogi. Hahahaha
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Nov 07, 2022 at 19:11
Category: funny
Whatsapp Messages / Marriage
Abdul Qadeer
You Don't Marry One Person, You Marry Three:
You don't marry one person, you marry three:
The person you think they are;
The person they are;
And the person they are going to become as a result of being married to you!
The person you think they are;
The person they are;
And the person they are going to become as a result of being married to you!
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Dec 17, 2014 at 23:12
Category: Marriage
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Whatsapp Messages / Funny
Hammad Yousuf
U Luv Sumone... U Marry Sumone Else. The One U Marry Becomes...
U luv sumone... u marry sumone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband & the one u loved becomes the password of your emai id...!
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1 Like ·
Oct 26, 2014 at 09:10
Category: Funny
Whatsapp Messages / Pinky
Yousuf Ahmed
Guddi: I'm So Afraid Kultar's Going To Be Miserably Unhappy When I Marry.
Guddi: I'm so afraid Kultar's going to be miserably unhappy when I marry.
Pinky: You have decided to marry Kultar, dear?
Pinky: You have decided to marry Kultar, dear?
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Oct 23, 2014 at 20:10
Category: Pinky
Whatsapp Messages / Pappu
Zafar Ali Khan
Pappu: I Won't Marry You, And Do You Know Why?
Pappu: I won't marry you, and do you know why?
Girlfriend: No; I can't think.
Pappu: That's why!
Girlfriend: No; I can't think.
Pappu: That's why!
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Oct 14, 2014 at 15:10
Category: Pappu
Sms / Marital Woes
Mohammad Ali Khan
Will U Marry
Girl: Will u marry me?
Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai.
Mummy ne Papa se,
Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se
Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai.
Mummy ne Papa se,
Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se
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2 Like ·
Sep 26, 2014 at 04:09
Category: marital-woes
Gallery / Funny Photos
Amna Obaid
Will You Marry Me.?
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1 Like ·
May 15, 2014 at 18:05
Category: funny-photos
Sms / Marriage
Shahbaz Ishaq
A Man To Marry 2 Women
Why Government do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake.
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake.
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1 Like ·
Apr 04, 2012 at 15:04
Category: marriage
Tags: Women
Sms / Marriage
Shahbaz Ishaq
Why Do We All Marry
Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
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1 Like ·
Oct 15, 2011 at 09:10
Category: marriage
Sms / Marriage
Shahbaz Ishaq
Why Do We All Marry
Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
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1 Like ·
Sep 27, 2011 at 11:09
Category: marriage
Sms / Mothers Day
Waseem Mughal
Never Marry
Never marry a man/women who hates
his/her mother,
because he/she 'll end up hating you.
(Jill Bennett)
his/her mother,
because he/she 'll end up hating you.
(Jill Bennett)
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Feb 24, 2010 at 07:02
Category: mothers-day
Sms / Marital Woes
Why Does Not Law Permit A Man To Marry A Second Woman?
Q: Why does not law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!
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Nov 15, 2007 at 12:11
Category: marital-woes
Sms / Marital Woes
Why Dogs Don't Marry?
Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
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Nov 15, 2007 at 12:11
Category: marital-woes
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Dont Marry
I Will never marry in my life and I will give same advice to my children also
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
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