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Mahrukh Nida
Main Ney Billi K Saath Ghalat Harkat Kar Di..
AIK MARTABA AIK AADMI AIK MOOLWI K PASS JATA HAI AUR AUS K HAATH MAIN AIK BILLI HOTI HAI :MOOLWI SAHAB MAIN NEY BILLI K SAATH GHALAT HARKAT KAR DI HAI AB MAIN KYA KAROON : MOLWI KEHTA HAI JAO ANDAR KAMREYY MAIN JA KAR 200 MARTABA ASTAGHFARR PARHO WOH JATA HAI AUR ANDAR JA KAR YEH BHOOL JATA HAI K KITNI BARR PARNI HAI TU WAPAS JATA HAI TU MOOLWI KA SAANS PHOOL RAHA HOTA HAU KEHTA HAI MOOLWI SAHAB KITNI BAR ASTAGHFARR PARNI HAI MOOLWI KEHTA AUS KO CHOOR YEH BATA TU NEY BILLI KAISEY PAKRI THI!
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Nov 11, 2017 at 06:11
Category: miscellaneous
Poetry / Love

Tumhay Zidd Hai K Main Keh Doon

Tumhay zidd hai k main keh doon
Mujhay zidd hai k tum keh dou
Mujhay tum say mohabbat hai
Kaho mujh say mohabbat hai
Nahin yeh jantay dono
Mohabbat kab bhala mohtaaj hai lafzo ki
Mohabbat tou hamari dharkano ki saaz main shamil
Surelay geet ki manind
Mohabbat yaad ki devi
Jo tanha raat ko aksar utar aati hai aankho main
Mohabbat muskurahat hai haseen nazuk say honto main
Mohabbat sandali haathon ki nazuk larzish main hai
Mohabbat soch ki gehraiyon say phootti khushboo
Hamesha saath rehti hai
Mohabbat aankh main palta woh pur israr jazba hai
jisey ab tak nahin koi samajh paya
Na es ki koi surat hai
Na es ka koi paymana
Dhekay alfaaz main es ka bohat izhar hota hai
Kuch aisay he k jaisay aab
Tah-he-dil say tou hum dono bohat iqrar kartey hain
Magar phir bhi na janay kiyon
Tumhe zidd hai k main keh doon
Mujhey zidd hai k tum keh dou
Mujhay tum say mohabbat hai...!
Mujhay zidd hai k tum keh dou
Mujhay tum say mohabbat hai
Kaho mujh say mohabbat hai
Nahin yeh jantay dono
Mohabbat kab bhala mohtaaj hai lafzo ki
Mohabbat tou hamari dharkano ki saaz main shamil
Surelay geet ki manind
Mohabbat yaad ki devi
Jo tanha raat ko aksar utar aati hai aankho main
Mohabbat muskurahat hai haseen nazuk say honto main
Mohabbat sandali haathon ki nazuk larzish main hai
Mohabbat soch ki gehraiyon say phootti khushboo
Hamesha saath rehti hai
Mohabbat aankh main palta woh pur israr jazba hai
jisey ab tak nahin koi samajh paya
Na es ki koi surat hai
Na es ka koi paymana
Dhekay alfaaz main es ka bohat izhar hota hai
Kuch aisay he k jaisay aab
Tah-he-dil say tou hum dono bohat iqrar kartey hain
Magar phir bhi na janay kiyon
Tumhe zidd hai k main keh doon
Mujhey zidd hai k tum keh dou
Mujhay tum say mohabbat hai...!
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Nov 10, 2017 at 02:11
Category: love
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Poetry / Love

Tareef Karoon Agar Main Tumhari

Tareef karoon agar main tumhari
Sochta hun andaaz-e-bayaan kya hoga
Ghazal sunaoon auron k kalam se
Par unme aakhir naya kya hoga!
Tohfa doon agar main tumhe
Na kaafi gul-e-gulaab hoga
phir sochta hun jaan or ruh doon tumhe
Bhala isse nayaab aur kya hoga!
Samet loon agar tumhe ek lafz me
Chota jaan-e-wafa hoga
Kamzori nahi ho tum meri
Par es taakat ka naam naya hoga!
Dekhoon agar main tumhari nazron me
Ajab saa haal mera hoga
Main ki zaroorat nahi aainda
Usme tumsa nasha hi kya hoga!
Chhoo loon agar main tumhe
Bada kanpta sa haath mera hoga
Kaanch ki bani si tum
Toot gayin to mera kya hoga!
Sochta hun andaaz-e-bayaan kya hoga
Ghazal sunaoon auron k kalam se
Par unme aakhir naya kya hoga!
Tohfa doon agar main tumhe
Na kaafi gul-e-gulaab hoga
phir sochta hun jaan or ruh doon tumhe
Bhala isse nayaab aur kya hoga!
Samet loon agar tumhe ek lafz me
Chota jaan-e-wafa hoga
Kamzori nahi ho tum meri
Par es taakat ka naam naya hoga!
Dekhoon agar main tumhari nazron me
Ajab saa haal mera hoga
Main ki zaroorat nahi aainda
Usme tumsa nasha hi kya hoga!
Chhoo loon agar main tumhe
Bada kanpta sa haath mera hoga
Kaanch ki bani si tum
Toot gayin to mera kya hoga!
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1 Like ·
Nov 09, 2017 at 20:11
Category: love
Poetry / Sad

Bicharty Waqat Se Ab Tak Main Youn Nhi Roya

Bicharty Waqat Se Ab Tak Main Youn Nhi Roya
Vo Keh Gaya Tha,Yehi Waqat Imtehan Ka Hai
Ye Or Bat, Ke Adalat Hai Be-Khabar Warna
Tamam Sheher Main Charcha Mere Beyan Ka Hai
Asar Dikha Na Saka Us K Dil Main Ashk Mera
Ye Teer Bhi Kisi Tooti Hoi Kaman Ka Hai
Bichar Bhi Jaye Magar Mujh Se Be-Khabar bhi Rahy
Ye Hosla Hi Kahan Mere Bad-Guman Ka Hai
Qafas To Khair Muqadar Main Tha Magar Mohsin
Hawa Main Shor Abhi Tak Meri Uran Ka Hai...!
Vo Keh Gaya Tha,Yehi Waqat Imtehan Ka Hai
Ye Or Bat, Ke Adalat Hai Be-Khabar Warna
Tamam Sheher Main Charcha Mere Beyan Ka Hai
Asar Dikha Na Saka Us K Dil Main Ashk Mera
Ye Teer Bhi Kisi Tooti Hoi Kaman Ka Hai
Bichar Bhi Jaye Magar Mujh Se Be-Khabar bhi Rahy
Ye Hosla Hi Kahan Mere Bad-Guman Ka Hai
Qafas To Khair Muqadar Main Tha Magar Mohsin
Hawa Main Shor Abhi Tak Meri Uran Ka Hai...!
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1 Like ·
Nov 05, 2017 at 08:11
Category: sad
Poetry / Love

Main Ne Es Tor Se Tujhey Chaha Aksar

main ne es tor se tujhey chaha aksar
jaisey mehtab ko be ant samandar chahey
jaisey sooraj ki kiran seep k dil main utrey
jaisey khoshbo ko hawa rang se hat kar chahay
jaisey pathar k kalejay se kiran photti hay
jaisey ghunchay khiley mousam se hina mangtey hain
jaisey khowabon main khayalon ki kaman totti hay
jaisey barish ki doa aabla pa mangtey hain
mera har khoab merey sach ki gawahi de ga
wosat_e_deed ne tujh se teri khahish ki hay
meri soochoon main kabhi dekh sarapa apna
main ne dunya se alag teri parastish ki hay...!
jaisey mehtab ko be ant samandar chahey
jaisey sooraj ki kiran seep k dil main utrey
jaisey khoshbo ko hawa rang se hat kar chahay
jaisey pathar k kalejay se kiran photti hay
jaisey ghunchay khiley mousam se hina mangtey hain
jaisey khowabon main khayalon ki kaman totti hay
jaisey barish ki doa aabla pa mangtey hain
mera har khoab merey sach ki gawahi de ga
wosat_e_deed ne tujh se teri khahish ki hay
meri soochoon main kabhi dekh sarapa apna
main ne dunya se alag teri parastish ki hay...!
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Nov 05, 2017 at 02:11
Category: love
Poetry / 24

Aablapa Koi Es Dasht Main Aya Hoga

aablapa koi es dasht main aya hoga
warna andhi main diya kis ne jalaya hoga
zarre zarre pe jarray honge kunware sajde
ek ek but ko Khuda us ne banaya hoga
pyas jalte huye kanton ki bujhai hogi
riste pani ko hatheli pe sajaya hoga
mil gaya hoga agar koi sunaheri patthar
apna tuta hua dil yad to aya hoga
khun k chentay kahin poch na len rahoon se
kis ne viranay ko gulzar banaya hoga...!
warna andhi main diya kis ne jalaya hoga
zarre zarre pe jarray honge kunware sajde
ek ek but ko Khuda us ne banaya hoga
pyas jalte huye kanton ki bujhai hogi
riste pani ko hatheli pe sajaya hoga
mil gaya hoga agar koi sunaheri patthar
apna tuta hua dil yad to aya hoga
khun k chentay kahin poch na len rahoon se
kis ne viranay ko gulzar banaya hoga...!
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2 Like ·
Nov 03, 2017 at 05:11
Category: 24
Jokes / Miscellaneous
Amna Obaid
Line Baaz
1 baar 1 ladka 1 ladki kein peeche jaa rahaa tha to ladki nein usse kahaa kein tum mere peeche mat aao tumare peeche meri maa chal rahin hain to ladke ne kahaa tumari maa kein peechein mera baab chal rahah hain
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Nov 02, 2017 at 05:11
Category: miscellaneous
Jokes / Miscellaneous
Shabana Gul
Aik Bacha Golee Nahi Khata Tha To Uss Ki Ammi Nai Usse Kailay Main Band Karkay Dee..............
aik bacha golee nahi kha raha tha to uss kee ammi nay ussay kailay main band karkay dee aur kaha""BAITA KAILA KHA LO"" to jub uss nai kaila khaya to maa nai poocha ""KAILA KAH LIA"" to uss nai kaha""HAAN KAILA KHA KIA LIKIN HADDI PHANK DEE"".
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1 Like ·
Nov 01, 2017 at 07:11
Category: miscellaneous
Jokes / Miscellaneous
Mohammad Ali Khan
Aik Bacha Golee Nahi Khata Tha To Uss Ki Ammi Nai Usse Kailay Main Band Karkay Dee..............
aik bacha golee nahi kha raha tha to uss kee ammi nay ussay kailay main band karkay dee aur kaha""BAITA KAILA KHA LO"" to jub uss nai kaila khaya to maa nai poocha ""KAILA KAH LIA"" to uss nai kaha""HAAN KAILA KHA KIA LIKIN HADDI PHANK DEE"".
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2 Like ·
Nov 01, 2017 at 00:11
Category: miscellaneous






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