Shahbaz Ishaq

Modern shadi
Lrka lrki k father se:
Mai ap ki beti ka Haath mangnay aya hun.
Father: Q?
Larka:Q k meray haath thak gay hain usay msg kr kr k.

Masoom Dhamki:

1 chor chori kar k ghar se ja raha tha k bache ki aankhh khhul geyi

bacha bola:
Mera School Bag Bhi Le ja Kamine
Warna
Shor macha doonga

Pakistani Log
sub se ziyaada Maafi kis se maangtay hain?
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Socho
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Thora aur socho..?
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Nahi pata
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Fakeer0n se

Sardi mai Raat 3:00 bajay
Pani mai baraf daal kar naha lia Jaye to Rang Saaf or Gora ho Jata hai.
Or sab kehte hain
Marhoom ka chehra bht noorani hai...

BIOLOGICAL QUESTION
Machcharr agar ek jaga do baar kaat le tou kya hota hai?
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Daanay Pe Daana
Oh Daana Dane pe Dana Danana:p

"Girlfriends" are like "Halwapuri"
Always tasty.
"Lovers" are like "Pizza"
Hot n spicy.

"Wifes" are like "Daal Chawal"
No other option but good for Health

Dosto kya aap mere msgs se tang hote hain??
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To beshak hote rahen Q k mujhe to apna package halal karna hai..

Ek Din Jab Wo Humse Mile tO
Bole;
Kya Humein Yaad karte hO..?
Ab Unhe kOn Btaye k Yaad krna Itna Asaan hOta,tO..
Hum Apni Class mein tOp Na
Kar Lete..!!

Hum Ne Unnko Miss-Ca'' Dey kar Apni yaad Di'ai "FARAZ",,
Unnho Ne Msg kar k kaha,,
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keera Hai kiya,,?
'o 'taa0 !! Jazbat ki Watt 'aga di,