Shahbaz Ishaq

Jab koi larki ghar se bhag ker shadi krny ki
dhamki dy to us k ghar walo ko chahye k us ki tind kerwa dain..
5 maheny tak bhagny ka naam nahi ley gi or agar
uska boy friend dekh ly ga to wo khud hi bhag jaye ga.
ZUBAIDA AAPA K LOVE MARRIAGE CONTROL TOTKEY

Ache Friends Duniya K Hr Kony Mai Mil Jate Hain,,
Mgr
Masla Ye Hy,
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Duniya Gool hy kona nhn milta.;)

Boy:Chalti hai kya 9 se 12?
Girl:Chal
Boy:Kahan?
Girl: Principal ke paas!
Boy:Lo ab apni behan se mazak bhi nhi kr skte kya?
Girl:Bewakuf chutti mangne.

Kisi nay aik paindo larki se pocha:
Facebook use karti ko ??
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Larki: Nahi Main qudrati khubsurat hon

What is a Minimum Area with a Maximum Decoration?
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A Girl's Face....

Girl:tm mere liye kia kia kar sakte ho?
Boy:bolo kia karun?
Girl:mere liye chand la sakte ho?
Boy: phir kia zameen k gird tmhare abu ghoomen ge.. =D

Mein tumhen bhool jaon ye ho nahi sakta...!
Or tum muje bhool jao.
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Eh te fir
Beghairti hoi na

Train me 2 admi safar kar rahe the.
1st: kahan se arahe ho?
2nd: Lahore se
1st: wahan se to me b araha hun.Lahore me kahan se arahe ho?
2sd: Iqbal town
1st: wahan se to me b araha hun ye batao Iqbal town me kahan se arahe ho?
2nd: phase 2 se

1st: wahan se to me b araha hon ye batao phase 2 se kis k ghar se arahe ho?
2nd: UMER sahab k ghar se
1st: wahan say to me bhi araha hun acha ye batao kahan ja rahe ho?
Aas paas kay musafiron ne tang aa kay kaha akhir tum dono ho kon?
dono aadmi: hum dono bhai hein or time pass kar rahe hein.
Hahahahaha..!

Aik Pakistani MNA se kisi ne pocha:
Kya aap ki degree asli hai?
Wo bola: G haan
Us ne kaha:

ABC Sunaiye
MNA bola:
Choti ya bari?
(O teri khair)