Shahbaz Ishaq

Dear weather just tell me 1 thing...
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Men sweater paiti wich rakhan k na rakhan...:-/:-p

Jaj Mujrm se: tmari akhri wish kia hai.?
Mujrm: Aapki beti se shaadi,jahez me 1 crore rupe
U.S.A ka viza
2 sal ka honeymoon

6,7 bache jo apko nana kahen or mjhe papa,or main
Un sb ki shadi krwa doon us k bad ap jo fesla do mujy manzoor hoga..
Jaj: Dy taali
meri shaadi nhi hoi
Latka0 saley ko!:-D

1 pathan khali paper ko bar bar chom raha tha.
Sardar..ye kya hai.
Pathan.. love leter hai.
Sardar..mgr ye to khali hai.

Pathan.. hamara girlfrnd gongi hai

Teacher...Pappu What Would You Choose Between Brain And Money?
Pappu ...Money
Teacher... I would prefer Brain

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Pappu... Well Everybody prefers what they dont have

Police:
Hamen Aap K Ghar Ki Talashi Leni Hai,
Pata chala Hai k Ap K Ghar Men Khatarnak Bomb Hai
Admi:
Khabar To Pakki Hai

Magar Abhi Woh Maikay Gai Hui hai :-D

"Light travels faster than sound,
"So we see lightning 1st than hear the thunder!"
Pathan:
"No Sir, You are absolutely wrong,"

"When power goes off, we switch on generator,
"1st sound comes then comes light ;-) :-P

Pagal ne pagal ki jan bachai.
doctor ne usy office bulaya aur kaha
Tumne us pagal ko pani k tub se nikal kar ye sabit kiya k tum normal ho,
lekin afsos k aj subha us ne rasi se latak kar phir khudkushi kar li..?
Pagal:

Ha,ha,ha
Wo to
meney usy sukhany k leye latkaya tha

Girl:
Yar Me Apna Purs Ghar Bhool i hun.
Muje 1000 Rupay Chahiye thay.
BOY: pyar Hi pyar ke Kaam Aata Hay
Lo 40 Rupay
Riksha pakro or Purs lay aao:-)

Miss: Batao wo konsi aurat hai jisko
100% pata hota hy k uska shohar kahan hy?
Pathan:
"BEWA AURAT!