Shahbaz Ishaq

Esi konsi cheez he jo insan achanak khata he usay pata nahi hota?
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ThaPpar..:-P;-):-

Yar tumhare numbr ka kya problm hy?
Me ne abi call ki tou operator Boli
"welcome 2 jungle aap ka matlooba
bandar darakht se ulta latka huwa hy
plz try later.....

TEACHER:Agar 2 peepal k darakhtoun ko
ek rassi se baandh diya jaye tou uss rassi ko kya kahein ge?
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Pathan :
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"NOKIA"
(Connecting peepal)

Height of BEBASI:
Every time I open the computer to do the Assignments..
My fingers automatically start typing
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www.Facebook.com

Ap k pas wo wala msg hai
jis me 1 Bewaqoof sirf
"Nahi" likh k reply karta he?
Jaldi Batao, plz...

Girl to his boy friend:
'Kya tum meray liye chand taray toor kar la saktay ho?'

Boy:
'Tu chan taaryan di gal karni ae, log mainu amrood ni toran dendy!'

Girl:
Aik Bat Poocho ?

B0y:
Mera Dil Mobile Hai Aur Tum Uski Sim Ho.
Girl:
Aik Bat Poocho ?
Boy:
Ha Poocho.
Girl:
Tumhara
Mobile Dual Sim Wala Tu Nahi Hai ?

Girl:
Aik Bat Poocho ?

B0y:
Mera Dil Mobile Hai Aur Tum Uski Sim Ho.
Girl:
Aik Bat Poocho ?
Boy:
Ha Poocho.
Girl:
Tumhara
Mobile Dual Sim Wala Tu Nahi Hai ?

I Don't Use Apple Products Because Of Their Logo.
The Apple Has A Bite Taken Out Of It.
"Mujhe Jhootha Nahi Pasand"

Best 3 Comedy Lines In Student Life..
1)Please don't Disturb I Want to Study!
2)No Class,Den Lets Go 2 Library!

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D Best 1 is:
3)Sir,I Have a Question!!!

Lo bhai, M.Q.M ka kal phir youm-e-soug manane ka aelaan!
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Kisi ne Altaf Bhai ko Pepsi 70 ki de di :

Husband apni wife ka janaza le k ja raha tha*
Janaze k aage 1 kutta or peeche aadmiyon ki lambi line thi*
1 aadmi aa kar puchta hai*
Bhai ye sub kese huwa?
Husband:

Is kutte ne kaat liya tha or meri wife mar gai*
Aadmi:
Ye kutta 1 din k liye mujhe de do*
Husband:
Tum kya samajhte ho? ye sub log meri b v k
janaze mein shirkat karne aaye hen. ye sub kutta
lene aaye hen* Peeche line mein lag jao*
Urri. Baba

"Ye keh kar usne meri Pepsi mai TAIL Daal diya"
Faraz..
"Har cheez meezan mai achi lagti hai"
(-_-)/
<) ) Dekho yar
/ [ 65 ki li thi
64 pe maar di

Ager Tumhara Maqsad Bi Pakistan ko Bdnaam Karna hy...
"To Main tum sy Shadi Karna Chahti hun..
"Veena Malik ny Misbah ko Purpose Kar dia.. :-D :-P

Ager Tumhara Maqsad Bi Pakistan ko Bdnaam Karna hy...
"To Main tum sy Shadi Karna Chahti hun..
"Veena Malik ny Misbah ko Purpose Kar dia.. :-D :-P

Teacher:
"Pepsi Wale Add Me Jo Larka Aadhe
Baal Katwa K Bhagta Hy Uska Hair Style Konsa Tha?
Pathan Kafi Der Bad Soch K Bola:
"Kati Pahari Style!"

What is S.M.S ?
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S- Sala :-)
M- Muft Ka ;-)
S- Sir Dard ;-(
Na Karo To Log Sochte Hen K
KANJUS He:
Aur
Karo To Log Sochte Hen.
Farigh he.

In 2013 message of easyload :
Dear customer,
You have recharged Rs.100.
The deduction of RGST 25%
Zardari tax 20%
Benazir Barsi Support Tax 10%
Gillani TIn 2013 message of easyload :
Dear customer,
You have recharged Rs.100.
The deduction of RGST 25%

Zardari tax 20%
Benazir Barsi Support Tax 10%
Gillani Tax 5%
GST 17%
Tax per tax 5%
Bilawal study tax 6%
Bakhtawar jahez Tax 5%.
Your new balance is RS.2
Enjoy for miss calls.
Jiye Bhutto