Jokes

An Italian, French and Indian went for a job interview in
England. Before
the interview, they were told that they must compose a
sentence in
English with three main words: green, pink and yellow..

The Italian was first: ""I wake up in the morning. I see the
yellow sun. I see the green grass and I think to myself, I hope it will
be a pink day..""

The French was next: "" I wake up in the morning, I eat a
yellow banana,
a green pepper and in the evening I watch the pink panter
on TV..

Last was the Indian, : ""I wake up in the morning, I hear
the phone
""green green"", I ""pink"" up the phone and I say ""Yellow"" hihiih ~BE~SAFE*Bye_Shye

Aek cafe bar mea 2 larkay miltay hean first time aek dosray say or un mea say aek dosray say poochta hai kea bhai saab tum kidher rahtay ho wo kahta hai mea anaarkali road kea block A mea rahta hon or phir yea dosray say poochta hai abh tum batao tum kidher rahtay ho woh kahta hai kea mea be anaarkali road kea block B mea rahta hon tu pehlay wala bola ha ha ha ha mea nea tu jooth bola tha yahan tu anaarkali road mea na he block a hea or na he block b tum tu mujh say be baray joothay niklay ha ha ha ha

A man walks into a bar with three little ducks and sits each of them on a stool, he looks up at the bartender and says, ?Could you mind my ducks while I go use the phone?? The bartender is puzzled, but he doesn-t see a problem and agrees to look after the three little ducks.
When the owner of the ducks leaves, the bartender says to the first duck ?What-s your name?? The duck says, --My name is Huey.-- And the bartender, an affable fellow, especially around ducks, says, ?Hello Huey, how has your day been?? ?My day-s been great,? answers the duck, ?I-ve been slipping in and out of puddles all day.?
Satisfied, the bartender moves to the next duck and asks the same questions. The second duck replies, ?My name is Dewey and I-ve had a great day; I-ve been slipping in and out of puddles all day.? The bartender says, --That sounds nice.--
With this the bartender moved to the third duck and thinks to himself about the first ducks- responses, then says to the third duck, ?Don-t tell me -- your name-s Louie and you-ve been slipping in and out of puddles all day too.? To which the duck replies, ?No. My name-s Puddles, and I-ve had a shit of a day.?

aek dafa 3 aadmii tree kea neechay bethatay hean chupnay kea leay or un mea say aek bohat he pagal hota hea wo tree kea neechay beath kar peeshaab kar deta hai dosray dono ko awaz ati hea to wo usay kahtay hean tu kya kar raha hai wo agay say bolta hai kea kya hum yahan peeshaab karnay nai bethay thay ha ha ha ha

there were 3 men they were playing with the tigers kids and the tiger starts to chase them so 2 of the men go out from the small gate and one who (who is dumb) and is left behind starts opening the big gate guess why did he open the big gate (because he was fat ) ha ha ha

do dost hote hain.undono ko paisoun ki saft zarorat hoti hai.ek din woh dono samunder ke kinare jaate hain aur whan per laga ek board deikhte hai.us board per likha hota hai,""jo bhi dopte hue ko bachae ga use Rs 5000 diye jayen ge."" woh donno apus mein mashwara kerte hai keh hum dono mein se ek samunder mein chlang lagata hai aur dostra use bacha ker paise hasil ker lei ga. is terhan pehla samunder mein chalang laga deita hai mgr doosra use bachane nahi aata.pehle us se madad ke leiye pukarta hai.doosra us ko board ki teraf deikhne ko kehta hai. woh board ki teraf deikhta hai tu us per aage likha hota hai,""laash ko nikaalne wale ko Rs 10000 diya jaaee ga.""

once there was 2 boys talking about dogs one said that he has a dog at home and the other one said show me where the boy took him home and showed him the toy dog........ ha ha ha

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa a man said to his friend
the bird is doing shit on your boldy head the man the other man said i did not know that my head was bold..........

ek ghar mein chor aa jata hai ghar ki malikan bohat motee hotee hai. wo chor ko pakar kar us per baith jaatee hai. or apne naukar ko kehtee hai k tum ja kar police ko laao naukar kehta hai k bibi jee meree chappal nahi mil rahee neeche se chor kehta hai ja bhai meree pehan jaaaa.