Jokes / Miscellaneous

Haseeb Raza

Jootay

Aik aadmi bus mein betha tha.Achaanak bus ke ooper say aawaaz aaee...""Ahmed!"".uss aadmi nay bus se sar nikaalaa to ooper say kissi nay badi zor say us ke sar per joota maara.Kaee baar ooper say aawaaz aee or us aadmi nay kaee baar jhoote khaey.Kaafi der baad us aadmi kay saath bethay huay larkay ne kaha kay ""Kia aap kaa naam Ahmed hay?"".TO us nay jawaab dia ke ""nahin!mein ooper waale aadmi ko bewaqoof banaa rahaa hooon

· 2 Like · Nov 16, 2018 at 01:11
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Safia Saeed

Love

GAL KARNE EY DADE NAAL KE ASA TERE GAAL KARNE. AKHHA DE WHICH GOLABY TERE DORAY NE CHETE GHAR A JA TERE SORAY BARY CHANGE NEE. GETHO MERA YAAR LANGE JAGA ME HAREED LA JAIL ROAD HALL ROAD KHANG KE HAREED LA. CHOTY MOTEY ROAD TO ASA JANG NAEE LANGANE E ASA JANA E MALO MALL KE ASA TERE GAAL KARNE GALL KARNE E DADE NALL KE ASA TERE GAAL KARNI. TEREYA PARAWA SANO BOHAT SATAYA EY SONYA E ONA GHAR PHADA SHADA PAYA E. PA LEEN GERE PANE ONA KHAAP WAY KAD LEEN JERA ONA KADNA EY SAP WE ASA LE JANA E TENU APNE NAAL KE ASA TERE GAAL KARNE GAAL KARNE E DADE NAAL KE ASA TERE GAAL KARNE.THIS IS FOR YOU MOAAZAM FAROOQ.

· 1 Like · Nov 15, 2018 at 17:11
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Mehwish Jatt

Love

GAL KARNE EY DADE NAAL KE ASA TERE GAAL KARNE. AKHHA DE WHICH GOLABY TERE DORAY NE CHETE GHAR A JA TERE SORAY BARY CHANGE NEE. GETHO MERA YAAR LANGE JAGA ME HAREED LA JAIL ROAD HALL ROAD KHANG KE HAREED LA. CHOTY MOTEY ROAD TO ASA JANG NAEE LANGANE E ASA JANA E MALO MALL KE ASA TERE GAAL KARNE GALL KARNE E DADE NALL KE ASA TERE GAAL KARNI. TEREYA PARAWA SANO BOHAT SATAYA EY SONYA E ONA GHAR PHADA SHADA PAYA E. PA LEEN GERE PANE ONA KHAAP WAY KAD LEEN JERA ONA KADNA EY SAP WE ASA LE JANA E TENU APNE NAAL KE ASA TERE GAAL KARNE GAAL KARNE E DADE NAAL KE ASA TERE GAAL KARNE.THIS IS FOR YOU MOAAZAM FAROOQ.

· 1 Like · Nov 15, 2018 at 07:11
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Fayyaz Karimi

Love

GAL KARNE EY DADE NAAL KE ASA TERE GAAL KARNE. AKHHA DE WHICH GOLABY TERE DORAY NE CHETE GHAR A JA TERE SORAY BARY CHANGE NEE. GETHO MERA YAAR LANGE JAGA ME HAREED LA JAIL ROAD HALL ROAD KHANG KE HAREED LA. CHOTY MOTEY ROAD TO ASA JANG NAEE LANGANE E ASA JANA E MALO MALL KE ASA TERE GAAL KARNE GALL KARNE E DADE NALL KE ASA TERE GAAL KARNI. TEREYA PARAWA SANO BOHAT SATAYA EY SONYA E ONA GHAR PHADA SHADA PAYA E. PA LEEN GERE PANE ONA KHAAP WAY KAD LEEN JERA ONA KADNA EY SAP WE ASA LE JANA E TENU APNE NAAL KE ASA TERE GAAL KARNE GAAL KARNE E DADE NAAL KE ASA TERE GAAL KARNE.THIS IS FOR YOU MOAAZAM FAROOQ.

· 1 Like · Nov 15, 2018 at 00:11
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Samra Ali

Love

GAL KARNE EY DADE NAAL KE ASA TERE GAAL KARNE. AKHHA DE WHICH GOLABY TERE DORAY NE CHETE GHAR A JA TERE SORAY BARY CHANGE NEE. GETHO MERA YAAR LANGE JAGA ME HAREED LA JAIL ROAD HALL ROAD KHANG KE HAREED LA. CHOTY MOTEY ROAD TO ASA JANG NAEE LANGANE E ASA JANA E MALO MALL KE ASA TERE GAAL KARNE GALL KARNE E DADE NALL KE ASA TERE GAAL KARNI. TEREYA PARAWA SANO BOHAT SATAYA EY SONYA E ONA GHAR PHADA SHADA PAYA E. PA LEEN GERE PANE ONA KHAAP WAY KAD LEEN JERA ONA KADNA EY SAP WE ASA LE JANA E TENU APNE NAAL KE ASA TERE GAAL KARNE GAAL KARNE E DADE NAAL KE ASA TERE GAAL KARNE.THIS IS FOR YOU MOAAZAM FAROOQ.

· 5 Like · Nov 14, 2018 at 17:11
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Ak Motiwala

A Boy With His Grandma

eak ladka zoor zoor sa khans raha tha us ke grandma na us sa kha ka bata jab tum khans tha ho tho moo per haat rakhna chaya ladka na jhat sa kha ka grandma mara ko is ke zarrot nahi hai aap ko is zarrot agar aap moo per haat nahi rakha tho aap ka teeth bhar aa jainga

· 3 Like · Nov 14, 2018 at 10:11
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Ak Motiwala

Ek Ganja Admee Ek Darahat Ke Upar Beta ;;;;

ek dafa ek ganja admi ek darahat ke niche beta hua tha ke achanak wahan se ek jirya urri jis ne us ganje admi ke sar ke upar bhid kar di to who admi us jirya ki taraf dekh kar kehne laga""tumhein scharam nahi aati lagta hai tumhari mama ne tumhein andarwiyar hi nahi pehnaya tha

· 1 Like · Nov 13, 2018 at 22:11
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Pinky Queen

Jana Jana

(Please pronunce (-) as noon-gunna)

Ab ke tajdeed-e-wafa ka nahi imka- jana-
Apni begum ko na kar itna paresha- jana-

Jaan kehti thi jo ab kehti hae mujh ko bhai
Kis qadar jald badal jaate hain insa- jana-

Jab mera naam, meri shakl tujhe yaad nahi-
Yaad kia tujh ko dilaye- tera pema- jana-

Jis ne bhi tujh se kia ishq wo phadwa betha
Tu ne chhoda hi nahi- koi garaiba- jana-

Pichhle waqto- ke hae- ye khuar, inhe-kuchh na kaho
Ye to samdhan ko bhi keh dete hai- jana- jana-

Jana- jana- ki suni rut to wo jal kar boli
Me- to Farzana hu-, hogi teri amma- jana-



· 3 Like · Nov 13, 2018 at 15:11
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Ureeda Tehreem

Ministers Wife

One day Mr.afzal got the opertunity to become A Minister of health>The first thing he did was Call HIs Wife.
""Hello!Janoo would you like to become A wife of a MInister""Mr Afzal Asked
""SURE!!!"" asnwered Mrs.Afzal""But;May i know whos Calling!!!!""

· 3 Like · Nov 13, 2018 at 08:11
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