Miscellaneous

(Please pronunce (-) as noon-gunna)

Ab ke tajdeed-e-wafa ka nahi imka- jana-
Apni begum ko na kar itna paresha- jana-

Jaan kehti thi jo ab kehti hae mujh ko bhai
Kis qadar jald badal jaate hain insa- jana-

Jab mera naam, meri shakl tujhe yaad nahi-
Yaad kia tujh ko dilaye- tera pema- jana-

Jis ne bhi tujh se kia ishq wo phadwa betha
Tu ne chhoda hi nahi- koi garaiba- jana-

Pichhle waqto- ke hae- ye khuar, inhe-kuchh na kaho
Ye to samdhan ko bhi keh dete hai- jana- jana-

Jana- jana- ki suni rut to wo jal kar boli
Me- to Farzana hu-, hogi teri amma- jana-

One day Mr.afzal got the opertunity to become A Minister of health>The first thing he did was Call HIs Wife.
""Hello!Janoo would you like to become A wife of a MInister""Mr Afzal Asked
""SURE!!!"" asnwered Mrs.Afzal""But;May i know whos Calling!!!!""

Aik dafa aik aadimi dosray ko bola ! aaj main ne Airline ko dhoka de diya . dosra bola who kasay ! pwhlay aadmi ne kaha main ne Return Ticket perchase kiya tha . aik taraf ka safar kiya ! or phir wapis gaya hi nahain !!!!

ak larki appnay kootay ka saat ga rahi hoti ha ak larka dakah kar kahta ha doono bahan bahi ja rahay ha ka tum mugsay sahdi karo gi larki katai ha hamaray watay satay ka riyag ha larka kahmooshi say chala gata ha

ek dafa ki bat hai ek molvi kahda nali main se apna pasa mikal raha tha soti se aur ram ram kaha raha tha,,,,,, pas se ek pandit guzra vo molvi ko ram ram kahate haran ho gaya vo molvi ke pas jata hai aur bochta hai ke tum to molvi ho tum ram ram kiyon kaha rahe ho?????
Molvi kahta hai ke ye jaga gandi hai is liye main allah ka naam nahi le sakta

BOY:HI!DIDNT WE GO ON A DATE ONCE?OR WAS IT TWICE?
GIRL:MUST HAVE BEEN ONCE.I NEVER MAKE THE SAME MISTAKES TWICE.........

eik admi bus main behta kheray khareed layta hain aur us kay pass eik admi betha hota hain admi aur jis dmi nay kheray khareday thay woh dosrey admi ko deta hain aur eik kay baad dosra deta hain phir admi kehta hain kay app bhi to kha lay to woh kehta hain hain yeh bhi koi insano kay khanay wali cheez hain
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byeee

once aik admi k ghur 12 sons n 12 doughters hoti hain ..n one day os k friends os se ask kartey hain yara terey ghur family planing waley nahi aye they kia?to woh kehta hai k han aye they but ghur ko promari school sumajh k chuley gaye****_hehehe_*** ~ Take~Care~ Bye*shye

aik daffa miaan bevi main larai hoo jaati hay, aur unn ki bool chaal bhee band hoo jaati hay. aik din miaan koo kissy kaam ki wajah say subha jaldi uthna hoota hay, woo aik ruqa likh ker bevi kay serhanay rakh daita hay keh mujhay subha 7:00 bajay jaga daina. subha uth kar jab ghari daikhta hay too 8:00 bajay hootay hain, ussay bara ghussa aata hay. woo uth kar bevi kay pass janay lagta hay, too ussay takeay kay pass aik ruqa millta hay jiss per likha hoota hay "" 7:00 baj gay hain abb uth jaaoo ""