Jokes

Aik bacha apni mama se poochtaa hai k mama bayya aap ko kahan se mile, tto wo kehtee hain k beta un ko ek farishta
chor k gayaa thaa darwaazay pe. phir bacha kehtaa hai mama.. uss se chotay bhai kaisay aaye.. mama kehti hai k ek din main so k uthee tto wo mere saath letaa huaa thaa.. phir bachaa poochtaa hai k main kaisay aaya . mama kehtii hai k tum ko ek bazurgh mere khawab main aa ker chor gaye thay.. bacha afsoos se kehtaa hai k iss ka matlab hai k -hum main se koi bhi kudratee tareekay se paydaa nahien huaa

yaad aatay hay guzray zamaney patli taango mein liptay pakhanay

ek pagal doosray say tum jnt main jaana chahtay ho ya doozakh main to us nay jwab dia main sirf aur sirf apnay ghar jaana chahta hoon.

1 bacha rota howa apni maan kay paas aata hay maan poochti hay kia howa to wo kehta hay apapa diwaar per keel thounk rehay thay to hthori un kay haath per lag gaye to maan nay kaha beta phir is main ronay wali kia baat hay tum hans purtay beta kehta hay maan hansaa he to thaa he he he he he he he ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ho ho ho ho ho

AIK BAR AIK ADMAIN APNT BIVI SE KHETA HAI BAGAM AINDA MAIN TUHMARA MAIKY NAHIN JAOUNGA BAIGAM
KAUN WAHAN PAR FAIMLY PLANING WALOUN KA
AAD BOARD LAGA HUA THA KAY BACHOUN MAIN WAQFA ZARURI HAI THUMARA BHAI NA AUPPER CHAR KAR LIKH DIA SIRFDO DIN KA

hum ney un ki yaad mein ro ro k tub bhardiyeh woh kambakhat ayy aur naha k chal diyeh.

Aik Gharib aadmi ko bottle milty hay who jab iss ko kholta hay toh iss main say aik 9 say 10 saal tak ka jin niklta hay aur kahta hay ""kya Hukam hay maray Aaqa""aadmi jo kay barra gharib hota hay ussay kahta hay maray lyay barri see ghari aur bhra saa ghar aur aik karor rupay lay aao Jin aagay say jawab data hay Aaqa main chota Jin hoon Koi kulcha, roti,coldrink mangwa layn yah kaam main nahin kar sakta.

aik aadmi aik kuway k pass beith ker unnees unnees (19) keh jaraha tha doosra aadmi us k pass aaya aur kehnay laga bahi tum ko kiya ho gaya hay woh kehta hay batao kiyah owa hay mujhein doosra aadmi kehta hay ha batao pehla aadmi kehta kuway k andar dekho jaisay hi doosra aadmi kuway k andar dekh ta hay woh pehla aadmi us kuway k andar painkh deta hay aur usk baad kehta bees bees (20)

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