Jokes

aik ustad ne apne bachoon se pucha kon kon jannet main jaye ga tou sab ne unglee utha lee mager aik shagerd ne nahe uthai ..tou ustad ne pucha bata tou jannet main nahe jaye ga ..shagerd... ustad.. maa ne kahan tha beta tou seedha ghar chalee aana ..hahhhahahahahahahahah lots; hai naa sahi baat

aik dafa aik larki ka baap uskey boy friend se milta hai aur kehta hai keh tumhari harkatoon ki waja se mari bati paet se hai woh kehta hai kei agar larka hoa to main 5000 don ga aur agar larki hoi to 10000 do ga larki ka baap thori der chonay key baad ketha hay keh agar hamal key baray hamara khial galat nikla to kia tum aik aur moka nain do gay

Once,ther was hotel.they introduced a new scheme that if anybody eats 100 chapatis then he will not be charged.
An Indian came there and started eating.when he reached upto 90 then the the hotel staff began to decieve him by reducing the number of chapatis.he said that it is not fair and he bvecame angry.he said that we will start again.he he he.............................................................................................................ho ho ho

Saleem nay akmal say poochaa, Yar tumhari sektary nazar nahin aa rahi. Akmal nay jawab dia, Yar main nay usay nikal dia hay. Saleem nay hairan hoo kar poocha, Yar woh tu buhat zaheen larki thee usay kyun nikal dia. Akmal nay kaha, Kia khak zaheen thee, main usay kamray main bulaa kar jab bhee baithnay kay liay kehta thaa woh chair dhondhnay lagtee thee.

ek meman ne mazban se kaha ke app ke mekeeyia muje boot tahng kareye hai .
mezban ne kaha kiya kereye yaar . yeh jabee koyee gandee cheeze deklte hai to os pe byit jate hai.

Aik american aik dehati ki yahan mahman ban ker gua us kay sath us ka dog bhi tha wo humesah dog ko phlay kahna khilta tha phir khud kahta tha. aik din wo angrz kahian bahar ghomay gua huha tha, dehati kay gher main ghost nahi tha us nay anrez kay dog ko halal ker kay us ka qorma bana diya, agrez wapis aiya to us nay kaha ""hey its smell tastey"" phir us say apnay dog ko awaz di Pisti Pisti, to dehati kahta hay , agay nahi dekhti dekhti.....

ek dafa ek bhai apni behan ke saath jaa raha tha ke saamne se uska dost aa gaya us ne kaha ke ""kya baat hai mashook ko ghumaane le ja rahe ho?""
to us ne kaha "" mashook higi teri meri to behan hai""

eik larka or ladki date per jatey hain
donoo bohat romantic mode min hotin hain
ladki laadkey se kehtee hi drling shdee key baad bhi mujhey itna piyar karoo gey ladka answer deta hey ager tumaharey husband ko itraaz (mind)na ho to haaaaa haaaaaa......

Eik larki thi chichori si, Eik larko ko line deti thi, Nazrain juhka kay sharma kay,Markit say guzra karti thi,chori chori, chupkay chupkay, Email likha karti thi, Kuch khana tha shayid us ko, Janay kis say pati thi, Jub bhi milti thi mujh say, Mujh say kaha karti thi, Date par kab chalo gay, Tum date par kab chalo gay, Aur main sirf yeah hi khay pata tha.

Abay chal na yaar patli gali say rasta naap, Kyonn tame barbad karti hai.