Jokes

Train main aik bacha ore us ki maan safar kar rahay thay,kay achanak train kay andar light off ho jati hai.bachay nay apni ami say kahna shuru kar dia kay ami ami main nay zanjeer khainchani hai,maan nay bachay ko ajazat day di.bachay nay jab zanjeer khainchi to us ko zoor say thapar para,phir khainchi to us ko phir zoor say thapar para tesri baar jab us nay zanjeer khainchi to us ko thapar para. dosri baar us nay zanjeer khainchi to phir us ko zoor say thapar para.tesri dafa jo us nay zanjeer khainchi to us ko jo thapar para to bacha ronay lag para ore saath hi light bhi aa gai achanak oper berth say awaz ai"" O khauch apnay bachay ko samjhao yeh mera naala khainchti ay"".

once upon a time there was a crow he was very thirsty he flew either other akher kar he found pane and then he drink it and our gia.

Shatro aur Gopal dono shayar they shator ustad tha aur Gopal us ka shgird ek din Gopal zabze laynay bazar gaya tu zabzi wali aurat ka bagal phata howa tha aur us kay bal nazar aa rahey they Gopal nay us kaha teyrey bagal kay itnay barey barey bal tu teyri dash ka kiya hall,aurat boli ager tu mard ka bacha hai tu is share ka jawab dey kay ja na , boli mayri dash kay itnay barey barey bal jis may bandhey shatro Gopal. Gopal ki tu phat gai ab kiya karon sham tak sochta raha kuch samajh may nahi aaraha tha ,itnay may ek admi guzra Gopal nay us say kaha kay shatro ko bolo kay Gopal musobat may hai, thori deer bad shatro aaya us nay poocha kiya howa Gopal nay bola is nay shart rakhe hai kay ager may nay is kay share ka jawab share say nahi diya tu ye sab bazar walay mujhey marey gay, Shatro bola kiya share hai batao Gopal bola is nay kaha kay mayri dash kay itnay barey barey bal jis may bandhey shatro Gopal, Shatro bola is may kiya hai mara bolla totay bal ye chala shatro ye chala Gopal.

when i saw her after five days my eyes flased with hope.but when i saw a young boy along with her i cried on the way like mads was saying that she is mine hay she is mine. to heard this the young boy came to me and told the whole story that how found my lost sheep five days before that my grand mam gifted me when i went to my village a month ago

Bus Incident

A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver looked at the child and blurted out, ""That`s the ugliest baby I-ve ever seen!""
Infuriated, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.

""The bus driver insulted me,"" she fumed.

The man sympathized and said, ""Why, he shouldn-t say things to insult passengers. He could be fired for that.""

""You-re right,"" she said. ""I think I-ll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind!""

""That-s a good idea,"" the man said. ""Here, let me hold your monkey.""

surdion ki aik suhani shaam mein gali tehal raha thaa kay mein nay aik khirki main khobsurat larki dekhi. uus nay mujh ko undar aanay ko kaha.meri aankhoon main uus ka chehra jum sa gaya thaa. mein undar gaya tou uus nay mujhay tea pilaye.woh meri aankhon ko ghor se daikh rahi thi. phir uus nay mujh say kaha kay""i like you"" yeh sun kar main nay one minute mein najanay kitnay sapnay dakhay. i became mad. but uus ki doosri baat sun kar mein sharminda sa ho gaya and dhilay qadmoun wapis chala gaya.
she said me "" you are just like my dead brother and i want to see you my brother.

a man was walking in a park when he was suddenly attacked by a criminal. he fought bravely for along time. the criminal finally grabbed the man-s purse ther was no money in it.
""tell me.""said the criminal.""why did you fight so hard if you had no money in your purse?""
"" i thought you were after the money in my shoe,""said teh man.

two men were struggling for a long time with a piono in the door way. they pushed and pulled until they were very tired.the piano still wouldn-t move.
""let-s stop."" said the first man.""we-re never going to get this piano into the room.""
""get it in!"" siad the second man.all this time i thought we were trying to get the piano out.""

after losing the home cricket series against pakistan the mother of rahul dravid asks him to fetch milk for her from the shop.dravid,anticipating the reaction of people,wears a burqa.on the way,he meets another burqa-clad figure.
figure:""are you dravid?""
dravid(astonished):""yes,why?""
figure:""don-t you know who iam? i am sachin tandulkar.