Jokes

hati aur chewinti bahot gahray dost thay dono sair ko neklay hati ne kaha keh mera bape araha hi main kaha chope jawoo fiker ki koi bat nahi hi meray peechay chope jawo.

When there is a sale on toilet paper, you buy 100 rolls.
You use the dishwasher as a dish rack.
You never buy garbage bags at the supermarket, but use your saved grocery bags for it.
You fight over who pays the dinner bill.
You majored in computer science, medicine or engineering.
You know no one who has majored in music.
At a dance party you stand on the side trying to look cool.
You always make long distance calls after 11 p.m..
You like the meat well done.
You have joined a CD club at least once.
You avoid motels especially if there is an acquaintance with in 250 miles radius.
You have a box of tissues or a towel in your car.
You always own a Camry or accord.
You think 1$ is a good tip.
Your favourite brand name is ""IRREGULAR"".
A pungent odor of spices hits anyone who enters your house.
You call fluorescent lights ""tube lights"" and a flashlight ""a torch"".
You secure your baggage with a rope.
You get very upset when airlines refuse to accept your luggage which is just 80 lbs. over weight.
You ask your dad a simple question and he tells you a story of how he had to walk miles barefoot just to get to school.
You call an older person you-ve never met before ""uncle"".

ek larke ne dosre se poocha k btaoo k shalwar wahid hai k jamah us ne jawab dia k uper se wahid neche se jama

aik aurat rickshaw main safar kar rahi hoti hay.us kay paas ik baalti main doodh hota hay.aage sadak kharab hoti hay...rickshaw jump karta hay to aurat kehti hay....bhai rickshaw slow chalao.....mera doodh gir raha hay.....rickshaw wala kehta hay kyoon aap ne bra nahin pehni....!!

aik aurat apne appartment ki khidki main khadi hoti hay.....neechay road per ik teil baichnay wala guzar raha hota hay.....kehta hay teil le lo ..teil le lo...aurat teil purchase karne ke liye aawaz deti hai...teil waalay zara rukna...teil waala chalta rehta hay...aurat ko bada ghussa aata hay.......woh zor se aawaz deti hay...teil waalay ruktay kyoon nahin.....teil wala chalte chalte jawab deta hay......bibi teil waala kabhi nahin rukta...!!

Ek admi ghar call karta hai naukrani fone uthate hai malik pochta hai koun baat kar raha hai naukrani bolte hai is ghar ke naukrani malik bolta hai par mere pass to koi naukrani nahe naukrani boltee hai mujhe yahan ke malken ne abhe abhe rakha hai malik bolta hai oh achaa malken kiya kar rahe hai naukrani boltee woh upar koi admi ke sath hai main samjhee woh malik hai malika guse main boltaa kiyaaaaaaa au oo aa !!! ** malik kehta hai agar main tum 50 lac Rs doun meraa ek kaam karogee naukrani mujhe kiya karna hogaaa mere den main se bandooq lo aur dono ko shoot kardo naukrani: ek min (Tha tha Boom boom) sir ab main lash ka kiya karon
Malik: Swimming pool main phenk do
naukrani: par yahan par to swimming pool nahee hai
Malik: au?????? oo ??? isit 8235695
Naukrani : Sorry Wrong Number ....!!!!!

Teen saal ki bachi kaghiz pencil pakrey kuch likh rai thi.
Ammi:billi kia likh rai ho?
Billi:Annu ko khut likh rai hoon.
Ammi:Magar tumheen to likhan hi nahin atta.
Billi:Annu ko parhna koon sa atta hey.

Q. Whats the difference between an Indian and a bucket of shit?

A. The Bucket

Q. What happens if ou toss a grenade over the border onto to India?
A. 500 million people die of the explosion and the rest die of fear.

Q.Why do Inidans smell?
A. So blind people can hate them too.

Q.Why is India a Banana republic?
A. Because the politicians keep chanting, ""Hame pakistan ke khilaf ye banana hai, wo banana hai!

once a guy went 2 a doctor shop and asked him to give me a medicine because i don-t want any child.doctor gave him condoms and he used them but after 1 year he became father.he again went 2 doctor shop.he gave him condoms again but still after 1 year he became father.that time he got furious and again went to the doctor-s shop.but this time doctor gave him a bag of condoms and said it-s not only 4 u gave these 2 all colouny people.