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Main hoon gardishon main ghira hua mujhe aap apni khabar nahi
Woh jo shukhss tha mera Rehnumaa usay raaton main ganwa diya
Woh jo teri nazar main Ajeeb tha woh hi shukhss tera Habib tha
Tere haath ki jo lakeer tha usay haath se hi mitaa diya
Mujhe Ishq hai Junoon hai abhii faisla nahi hosaka
Mera naam zeenat-e-dasht tha mujhe andhiyoon ne mita diya
Yeh udaasiyon ka Jamaal hai k humara Auj-e-kamaal hai
Kabhi raat se bhi chupa liya kabhi shehar bhar ko bata diya
Mere mausamo''onn, meri umar ka baagh abhi poora khila na tha
Woh jo phool thy teri chah kay usay Zard rut ne Giraa diya....

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Mere siwa sar-e-maqtal muqaam kis ka hai?
Kaho kay ab lab-e-qatil pe naam kis ka hai ?
Yeh takht-o-taaj-o-qaba sab inhey mubarak ho
Magar yeh nok-e-sanaa ehteraam kis ka hai?
Hamari lash pe dhoondo na unglion kay nishaan
Humein khabar hay azeezo! Yeh kaam kis ka hai
Fanaa kay haanptey jhonkhey Hawa se poochtey hain
Jabeen-e-waqt pe naqsh-e-dawaanmkis ka hai?
Tumhari baat tu hurf-e-ghalat thi, mitt bhi gayii
Utar gaya jo Dilo''on main woh kalaam kis ka hai?
Woh mut''mayeen thy bohut qatal kar kay Mohsin
Magar yeh zikr-e-wafa subah, shaam kis ka hai?

aik bucha doosray say kehta hai ""tum gunday buchay ho"".woh jawaab daita hai ""tum khud ho gay""

do bachay imtehan de rahay thay
examiner bohat sakhta tha, bilkul bhi naqal nahee karne de raha tha
aik bachay paper par kuch likh kar examier ko de diya to examiner khamoshi se ja kar kursi par beth gaya
dosra bacha: yaar tu ne kya likha
pehla bacha: mene likh ke sir aap ki pent phati hui hai