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ik shaks ne apney dost se kha. ""kion bhai tum ne ganey ki practice kion chor di"".
dost:""apney galey ki wajah se"" dost ne aah bher ker kha.
doosra dost:""kion bhai tumharey galey ko kia hua"" is shaks ne heret se poocha.
dost ne afsurdah ho ker javab dia:
""kuch nehi bas hamsaioon (naibhours) ne dubaney ki dhamki di he"".

Aik dafa aik aurat apnay boyfreind kay sath kamray mein masroof hoti hai. achanak uska husband bahir darwaze par knock karta hai. wo jaldi se boyfriend ko almari mein chuppa deti hai. jab shohar andar ata hai aur larkay ke jutay dekhta hai tau poochta hai yeh kis key hain, wo kehti hai abhi pichli eid par mere ghar walon ne aap ko gift kia tha. wo maan jata hai. phir wo poochta hai yeh kurta kis ka hai, wo kehti yeh mein ne aap ko dia tha. wo kehta hai chalo theek hai marey liye chai (tea) bana kar lao. wo jab jati hai tou yeh apna coat latkanay ke liya almari kholta hai aur larka usi nangi halat mein khara hota hai. yeh us se poochta hai tum kahan khare ho, wo kehta hai ""BUS STOP par"". yeh kehta hai ye bus stop hai ya mera ghar. wo kehta hai dou batein biwi ki maan leen hain aik meri maan lo