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BIRTHDAY GAME : Add your birthday date &
know
about yourself.

For ex: 20.02.1998
2+0+0+2+1+9+9+8 = 31 = 3+1 = (4)

Note : add digits until you get a single digit
number must comment your result !!
If you get,

1 = your love is true
2 = your family is good
3 = your voice is sweet
4 = your life is going great 5 = your lover is
deeply in love with you
6 = Partly talented person
7 = intelligent
8 = born to win
9 = confused person..!
Comment Yours..!!

#Angel

one time there were three people in the plain. bush, one kid, and nawaz sharif
the captain annaunced that there was some problem in the plain so everybody have to jump out
but there were only two parachutes
bush said i have to go i have a big country to take care of
so he took the parachute and jumped
then the boy told nawaz sharif to take the parachute and go
so N.S. said but i can-t let you die
there isn-t any for you
the boy said yes there is
because bush took my school bag
he he he
it was long wasn-t it
but was funny i beleive

There was an Asian lady married to an English gentleman and they lived
in London. The poor lady was not very proficient in English,but managed
to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she
had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the butcher and wanted
to buy pork legs. She didn-t know how to put forward her request, and in
desperation,she lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got
the message and the lady went home with pork legs. The next day, she
needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn-t know how to say, and so
she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher what she wanted. The lady
got what she wanted. The third day, the poor lady needed to buy some
bananas.So she brought her husband to the store..............

what did she do?

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What were you thinking? ? HellOOOOOOOOOOOO,

Her husband speaks English....