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once there was 2 boys talking about dogs one said that he has a dog at home and the other one said show me where the boy took him home and showed him the toy dog........ ha ha ha

tars jao ge hamara labon se sun ne ko ik ik lafz
pyaar ki baat to kya ham shikhayat bhi na karenge

jab zameer malamat karna chhore de to samaj lo, ab insaniat khatam hogai!

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa a man said to his friend
the bird is doing shit on your boldy head the man the other man said i did not know that my head was bold..........

tanzia lehja munafiqat dil aur lafzon ke jaal
ae ibn e aadam, kya tu waqai ashraf ul makhlooqat hai

Interviewer: There are 500 bricks on a plane. You drop one outside. How many are left?

Applicant: That's easy, 499

Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?

Applicant: Open the fridge Put the elephant in, Close the fridge.

Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?

Applicant: Open the fridge.

Take the elephant out.

Put the deer in.

Close the fridge.

Interviewer: It's lion's birthday,

all the animals are there except one, why?

Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge.

Interviewer: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?

Applicant: She just crosses it

because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday.

Interviewer: Last question.
In the end the old lady still died, Why?

Applicant: Err... I guess she drowned?
Interviewer: No! She was hit by the brick. You may leave now.