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Aa ke ab tasleem karlen tu nahin to main sahi,
Kon maaney ga ke hum mein se bewafa koi nahi..

READ IT ALL not really funny but something good ........

Letter :
KYA KEHNA the first time I saw you, I asked my self
HUM APKE HAI KAUN, feeling that KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI so
I decided to forward you a PUKAR from DIL SE. I
thought that by the way HUM TO MOHABBAT KAREGA.so with
my DIL TO PAGAL HAI, I dream to be your HERO No.1 and
I-ll make you my BIWI No.1. You might think that I am
fooling you as BADAL but remember JHOOT BOLE KAWA
KATE. Please JANAM SAMJA KARO that PYAAR KOHI KHEL
NAHIN and I admit that DIL DE CHUKE SANAM. I trust AAP
MERE HAI SANAM. I believe that HUM APKE DIL MEIN REHTE
HAIN for HAMESHA. Remember JAB PYAR KISSI SE HOTA HAI
why not AA ABH LAUT CHALEIN and you can come SAAJAN KI
BAHON MEI. There is SIRF TUM in my life. If you say YES BOSS, then I will become your JORU KA GULAM. Don-t
worry be happy, DHOLI SAJA KE RAKHNA because DILWALE
DULHANIYA LE JAYENGE.
KAHO NA PYAR HAI, MERE SANAM.

Yours Sincerely,

deewana,Mustana, hope u liked hihi bye_shye ~be~Safe

shiddat e khuloos me kuch is tarah se ho
ke chalay baat dua se, asar tak pohanchay

Three guys are having a relaxing day of fishing. Out of the

blue, they catch a mermaid -- who begs to be set free, in
return for granting each of them a wish.
One of the guys just doesn-t believe it, and says, ""Okay,
if
you can really grant wishes, then double my I.Q.""
The mermaid says, ""Done.""
Suddenly, the guy starts reciting Shakespeare flawlessly,
and
analyzing what he-s recited with great insight.
The second guy is so amazed he says to the mermaid, ""Triple

my I.Q."" The mermaid says, ""Done.""
The guy starts to spout solutions to problems that have
been
stumping all the great scientists of the world: the
mathematicians, physicists, chemists, and so on.
The last guy is so enthralled with the changes in his
friends
that he says to the mermaid, ""Quintuple my I.Q.""
The mermaid looks at him and says, ""You know, I normally
don-t try to change people-s minds when they make a wish,
but
I really think you should reconsider.""
The guy says, ""Nope, I want you to multiply my I.Q. times
five, and if you don-t do it, I won-t set you free.""
""Please,"" the mermaid says, ""you don-t know what you-re
asking! It-ll change your entire view on the universe.
Won-t you ask for something else, a million dollars, anything?""
But
no matter what the mermaid says, the guy insists on having
his I.Q. increased to five times its usual power.
Finally, the mermaid sighs and says, ""Done.""
And he turns into a woman. hihiihi*_____ dont foget to make ur wish hihi be_safe ~bte*Shye~