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Aek cafe bar mea 2 larkay miltay hean first time aek dosray say or un mea say aek dosray say poochta hai kea bhai saab tum kidher rahtay ho wo kahta hai mea anaarkali road kea block A mea rahta hon or phir yea dosray say poochta hai abh tum batao tum kidher rahtay ho woh kahta hai kea mea be anaarkali road kea block B mea rahta hon tu pehlay wala bola ha ha ha ha mea nea tu jooth bola tha yahan tu anaarkali road mea na he block a hea or na he block b tum tu mujh say be baray joothay niklay ha ha ha ha

A man walks into a bar with three little ducks and sits each of them on a stool, he looks up at the bartender and says, ?Could you mind my ducks while I go use the phone?? The bartender is puzzled, but he doesn-t see a problem and agrees to look after the three little ducks.
When the owner of the ducks leaves, the bartender says to the first duck ?What-s your name?? The duck says, --My name is Huey.-- And the bartender, an affable fellow, especially around ducks, says, ?Hello Huey, how has your day been?? ?My day-s been great,? answers the duck, ?I-ve been slipping in and out of puddles all day.?
Satisfied, the bartender moves to the next duck and asks the same questions. The second duck replies, ?My name is Dewey and I-ve had a great day; I-ve been slipping in and out of puddles all day.? The bartender says, --That sounds nice.--
With this the bartender moved to the third duck and thinks to himself about the first ducks- responses, then says to the third duck, ?Don-t tell me -- your name-s Louie and you-ve been slipping in and out of puddles all day too.? To which the duck replies, ?No. My name-s Puddles, and I-ve had a shit of a day.?

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