iJunoon Archives 2014
Sms / Sardar
Sakeena Hussain
Rajput / Sardar
Sardar : bhai Tumhe Rajput kyu kehte hai ?
Rajput : Hum apni bat pe jan de dete hai aur tumhe sardar kyu kehte hai ?
Sardar : Hum bina bat K JAAN DE DETE HAI
Rajput : Hum apni bat pe jan de dete hai aur tumhe sardar kyu kehte hai ?
Sardar : Hum bina bat K JAAN DE DETE HAI
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Oct 09, 2014 at 20:10
Category: sardar
Whatsapp Messages / Friendship
Shahid Siddiqui
Friends Are Like A Box Of Crayons.
Friends are like a box of crayons.
Each one is different from the others;
But put them together and they make a rainbow.
Each one is different from the others;
But put them together and they make a rainbow.
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Oct 09, 2014 at 20:10
Category: friendship
Whatsapp Messages / Good Morning
Uzma Shaheen
Desire Changes Nothing..
Desire changes nothing..
Decision changes something..
But determination changes everything.
Good Morning!
Decision changes something..
But determination changes everything.
Good Morning!
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Oct 09, 2014 at 20:10
Category: good-morning
Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Safia Saeed
Santa: Banta Once Told Me, "0nions Are The Only Food That Make You Cry."
Santa: Banta once told me, "0nions are the only food that make you cry."
That was before I hit him in the face with a Watermelon.
That was before I hit him in the face with a Watermelon.
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Oct 09, 2014 at 20:10
Category: SantaBanta
Whatsapp Messages / Funny
Javed Akhtar
Nurse To Patient With Bleeding Head: Your Name?
Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your name?
Patient: Santa.
Nurse: Birth Date?
Patient: 28 Feb 1985.
Nurse: Married?
Patient: No Car Accident.
Patient: Santa.
Nurse: Birth Date?
Patient: 28 Feb 1985.
Nurse: Married?
Patient: No Car Accident.
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Oct 09, 2014 at 19:10
Category: Funny
Whatsapp Messages / Pappu
Sobia Malik
Pappu Was Stuck With His Maths Homework. "grandpa', He Pleaded, "could You Help Me With This?"
Pappu was stuck with his maths homework. "Grandpa', he pleaded, "could you help me with this?"
"I could", replied his grandfather, "but it wouldn't be right, would it?"
"I don't suppose it would, Grandpa", said Pappu, "but have a shot at it anyway".
"I could", replied his grandfather, "but it wouldn't be right, would it?"
"I don't suppose it would, Grandpa", said Pappu, "but have a shot at it anyway".
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Oct 09, 2014 at 19:10
Category: pappu
Whatsapp Messages / Insults
Maleeha Bukhari
Your Face Is Like A Cloud. Once It Goes Away, My Day Gets A ...
Your face is like a cloud. Once it goes away, my day gets a whole lot better.
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Oct 09, 2014 at 19:10
Category: Insults
Whatsapp Messages / Facebook
Abdulla Amin
If People Could See The Face I Make When I Read Their Facebo...
If people could see the face I make when I read their Facebook status updates, they would probably 'Unfriend' me!
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Oct 09, 2014 at 19:10
Category: facebook
Whatsapp Messages / Friendship
Saeed Sarwar
6 Simple Rules To Always Remain Happy:
6 simple rules to always remain Happy:
Give more
Expect less
Live a simple life
Free your heart from hatred
Free your mind from worries
And always have ME as your FRIEND!
Give more
Expect less
Live a simple life
Free your heart from hatred
Free your mind from worries
And always have ME as your FRIEND!
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Oct 09, 2014 at 18:10
Category: friendship
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