Facebook

Boy asked God, `Why she loves rose which dies in a day, but doesn`t love me who dies for her every day?`

God replied, `Mast hai! Put it on Facebook!`

I failed my driver`s test. The guy asked me, `what do you do at a red light?` I said, `I usually respond to texts, check my emails and Facebook`.

Advantage of being a Man:

You don't get tagged in random pictures on FaceBook on Valentine's Day.

Facebook is not so bad once you block your family and friends!

Twitter was invented by a man. A woman would have chosen a higher character limit.

What's the most most embarrassing moment in a person's life?

When nobody likes your

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Facebook status!

FaceBook founder Mark Zuckerberg is hospitalized with serious injury.

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Sources revealed, Rajnikanth poked him on FaceBook!

If Facebook wasn't there... it would have been really hard to know if it's cloudy, raining, fog, sunshine, snowfall - somewhere or not!

Here's some rain, just in case your timeline is dry. ｀&65344;&12289;&12541;&65344;&65344;&12289; 、&12541; ｀ ヽ｀、ヽ｀ ｀、ヽ｀ヽ｀、、&12541; ｀&12541; ｀、ヽ｀｀、&12541; ｀ 、ヽ｀&12541; ｀、ヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽ｀&65344;&12289;&12541;&65344;&65344;&12289; 、&12541; ｀ ヽ｀、ヽ｀ ｀、ヽ｀ヽ｀、、&12541; ｀&12541;

If Facebook gets banned, we'll see people roaming in the streets with their picture in their hands crying and screaming: DO YOU LIKE THIS PICTURE?