iJunoon Archives 2014

Santa: May I have some stationery?

Hotel Receptionist (haughtily): Are you a guest of the house?

Santa: Hell, no. I am paying 3000 Rupees a day!

I know every day is a gift; but where's the receipt for Mondays?

I want to exchange it for another Friday!

Rich people travel in cars;

Poor people travel in carts;

But royal people like you travel in hearts!

Plz continue ur journey...

Destiny is simply the strength of your desires.

If you cry at your troubles, they grow double;

If you laugh at them, they disappear like a bubble!

Good Night!

Girl: What time do you go to sleep?

Boy: Only when you go to sleep.

Girl: Why only after I go to sleep?

Boy: Beacause then I don't have any reason to be awake!

One tree can start a forest, one smile can start a friendship. One touch can show you care, one friend can make life worth living for.

Luv starts with a smile, grows with a kiss and ends with a tear. But friendship starts with eyes, grows with an understanding and ends with death!

Q: What's wrong with "Lawyer Jokes"?

A: Lawyers don't think they're funny; and nobody else thinks they're jokes.

Pappu: I picked up my girlfriend from the police station. She'd been mugged, raped and beaten up.

Bunty: It's pretty sad.

Pappu: But I fail to understand, why she went to the Police Station in the first place!